Jachard

the best and most loyal person out there, you like to hear other opinions rather than show yours out, you love the game basketball but aren't really the best player but make the most random shots out of nowhere. you hate the game football but that is the best sport that you really fit in at. most likely black and speaks way too much. sees the great and perfect future ahead of him but does not really know how to get there or specifically what road that will take you there. you are a King

jachard is a king

by theMan8 March 11, 2019

JaChin

That short guy who is funny and plays basketball and who usually trying to talk a girl

You'er shorter than a JaChin

by Triggajay4 July 15, 2019

jacko cannell

Jacko Cannell is a midget who eats kangaroo for breakfast, lunch & dinner. he is a suck-up to the footy player Nathan Cleary who plays for the Penrith panthers. he play rugby and when he scores he dances like Michael Jackson. that's why his parents named him that. Jacko Cannell is a strawberry faced loser that has the Kung flu and thinks that every girls text is more dryer than his armpits just before his weekly showers. his brain cells are more dead than AdAm SaNDleRs beard and his celebration is a plain backflip. "we get it, you know how to do a backflip. you're good at showing off." he uses the same boring excuse "that's crazy and all but I don't remember asking." watch out for all the Jacko cannells out there, if you can even see them. his tiny body won't be able to survive if you step on him.

"what's that smell?"
"is it coming from the ground?"
"no it's just Jacko cannell"
"where is he? he is so small I can even see him"

by ella nilssssss April 13, 2020

jacha

the guy that always dreams about something but is almost never good enough to obtain it

jacha will never be a fortnite pro player, he just not good

by Midwaybutthefake November 11, 2020

jackoby

Jackoby is a God at volleyball and life in general. He always has a cult, who worship him day and night. He is short but makes up for it with his massive personality. Anyone would be lucky to have a Jackoby in their life and he never fails to brighten up your day.

Person 1: Hey who's that really cool dude?
Person 2: Oh that's Jackoby, I would die for him.
Person 3 to Person 2: OMG you're a Jackoby worshipper too?!
Person 2: Yes of course. I believe in the force that is Jackoby
Person 1: Oh damn, I'm gonna worship him too, he seems pretty dope

by anonymous October 14, 2022

diva jackoff sleeve

a jackoff sleeve that a fuck diva has made by being molded from her own pussy and has them handed out at her concerts or thrown from the stage to the audience. often done at porn music concerts.

John got a diva jackoff sleeve.

by Deep blue 2012 October 29, 2009

A Jacko

Doing a Jacko is that one friend who is always the last in a group at a bar/club in a round but has to leave before buying a round of drinks in return. He could be with a group of 4 to 5 people and everyone has bought a drink, but when it's his/her turn they either sneak out or make up some excuse for having to leave.

"Whose round is it lads"

"It's Dave's round, he said he was going to the toilet but I think he's pulled a jacko"

by Judgemental Prick June 1, 2015