Sayaan Islam

Sayaan is a very strong, muscular guy. He is very funny and gets a lot of women. People named Sayaan are usually pack leader, alpha male characters with vein-popping muscles and handsome facial hair.

Girl 1: Do you see that guy with the huge biceps and the 8 pack?.
Girl 2: OMG he’s totally a Sayaan Islam!!
Girl 1: I want to sex with him so bad!!!
Girl 2: Me toooo!!!!!!!

by totallynotsayaan12345 December 07, 2020

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by Islamicduahelpline February 04, 2019

Christianity or Islam

Neither. False dichotomy. Boo.

Derpdorp Derpledorp "Christianity or Islam?"

Hym "Neither. Quasi-Pandeist Gnosticism. Stop doing it. You're not the creature. You didn't talk to the creature. Creature bad."

by Hym Iam April 04, 2024

Maahidul islam

Big sexy brown boy. has 12 inchs that bends left.

My glorious king Maahidul Islam <3

by MRsmiles12 February 09, 2024

Islamic States of Afro-Mexico

The land formerly known as "United States of America".

Tyrone: "Yooo nigguh remember USA where we had sailfoams, fried chicken, and colt 45's n shieet?"
Jose: "Yee homes, I used to put fried chicken on my tacos nomsayin"
Mohammad: "Do not discuss infidel idols of the past!! We are now the Islamic States of Afro-Mexico. Now point your ass to Meccah or I will keel you!!"

by EroticOnion23 February 09, 2024

Islam Moment

When you're about to get extra credit in class in a game of Jeopardy, but the person doing Final Jeopardy gets the question 'Which country is Mecca located in?' and they respond with 'Islam' instead of Saudi Arabia.

What country is Mecca located in?
Islam.
Islam Moment! Islam Moment! Look at Islam Moment girl. She's is a definite Islam Moment.

by NotanIslamMoment May 22, 2024

islammed

A verb. forcing a child to take part in immoral activity whether its intercourse or worshipping a pig god.

Ayesha was islammed by mohammad

by St.lucia Racer December 26, 2023