Internet

a place where an insecure man/woman in his/her late 30's go to make other people think they're something they're not...

i.e.(Comic book guy from The Simpsons)

by Anonymous August 19, 2003

Interneting

The act of surfing the internet

"I'm staying home today so I'm probably going to do allot of interneting."

by Black Lung Salo May 14, 2009

Internet

A-Are you serious? What kind of moron are you?

You're looking up Internet in the Urban Dictionary. Get off. Now.

by DarkspineSilver1 January 6, 2014

Internet

The net that's in swimming trunks.

God, that's scary. I think I just logged onto my internet.

by Jon May 13, 2005

internet

best damn thing ever invented

why labor over a skool report when it can be had for free from the Internet

by stu f. May 27, 2004

the internets

a phrase used by people unfamiliar with the internet. often these people are unfamiliar with its set up and use. can also be used by people when making fun of those unfamiliar with the internet

i used the internets this morning to find information on african swallows.

by Ro1280 July 28, 2005

internet

internet is connection brtween several computers all over the globe.

connection to altavista

by avanindra December 12, 2003