Tactical Insertion

Tactical Insertion is the act of inserting one's penis into a woman's anus instead of the vagina when cumming as to avoid the likelihood of having a child.

Bro..... Last night was real close, she kept squeezing so hard and I almost came inside her. Good thing I laid down the Tactical Insertion in time.

by Faggotmichael6969gayway October 13, 2018

Milk Invitation

An invitation made at the last minute, to a far place, knowing no one can make it.

“Did Phil invite you over to watch the game?”
“Yes, I received a Milk Invitation 20 minutes before it started”

by Mentallyswipingleft August 25, 2019

Reverse insertion

When a mans penis opens up to allow another mans penis to enter

Would you like to join me for some reverse insertion

by Jaquaviontaious April 26, 2021

Irish Insertion

A sex act in which Guinness beer and Jamison Whiskey are funneled into the asshole on the cusp of ejaculation. The ejaculatory penis is then inserted creating the ultimate Irish Car Bomb

Jack: " Last night I have her the good old Irish Insertion. It was a hell of a headrush for us both!"

by howdyhuman August 12, 2021

Silk invitation

A silk invitation is when someone wanks off their SO into the person being wanked off’s face

Pheobe gave Andy a Silk Invitation

by Kizz August 14, 2021

fruit insertion

to insert a fruit means to shove a fruit up your ass as a form of a dildo but you are too broke or too horny to afford one or use one.

before the boy had sex, he wanted to spice things up so he got a bowl full of different fruits like apples, oranges, and limes to shove up his dads ass for a weird link of his. he was so turned on by it to the point where he cummed all over the place and turned the place into a milk room. fruit insertion can be used by any gender or any person.

by ayatussy March 13, 2022

Prickly Insertion

Shoving a pineapple up your ass

Aster: Demitris, what did you do?
Demitris: Just a Prickly Insertion...

by H4XOR13 June 28, 2022