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infinite base

A psychedelic experience that will rip apart the fabric of space and time through intense sexual interactions. You and your partner(s) will go through time itself, teleporting, fucking, and feeling all known and undiscovered forms of pleasurable experiences simultaneously. It is the only known way to time travel. During Infinite Base, it is common to morph into your spirit animal. Works with up to 4 people. No more. It is wise to use a condom as the risk of pregnancy is guaranteed.
"Bro, guess what base I went to with Stephanie and her friends last night."

"What base?"

"Infinite Base."

"Is that even legal? Did you put back my dad's ladder at least?"
by Wmadbdog January 9, 2017
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Infinity stone

A rain bowed colored rock collection that are called the infinity stones that you you smash up the to later snort and you will get Infinity Stoned (Pun Intended)
Drax: Whoa are those The Infinity Stones
Thanos: Ya lets smash them up and try em
Drax & Thanos: Whoa are we Infinity Stoned
by dankmemedannyboi May 2, 2019
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infinity gauntlet

sparkly oven mitt on a raisins hand that will destroy your friends and family
by garfielf the word maker June 9, 2019
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law of infinite dumbasses

This refers to a work situation. This law states that if you fire the dumbass at work, either his replacement will be a dumbass, or another coworker will take on the role of the company dumbass. Thus, you can never have a dumbass-free work place.
Well, we canned Jim for screwing up all the time, and now Bill does nothing but fuck up. The law of infinite dumbasses never fails.

OR

Why don't you fire Jim, he's a fuck up? Yeah, but I can deal with it, I'm afraid his replacement may be a bigger dumbass.
by wookieewagon September 21, 2013
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i hate you times infinity

"I hate you!"
"I hate you times ten!"
"I hate you times a hundred!"
"I hate you times a million!"
"I hate you times infinity!"
everybody loses their shit
by Kyle,that random guy. November 29, 2017
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team infinity

A Counter Strike Source clan based in Hong Kong and Singapore, know for it's great players. Like: Meteor, Prohhunting, Echo Gecko, Chinsai, XtsNic and more
Guy: Dude prohhunting is hacking!
Girl: No everyone in team infinity are PRO
by Cs lover July 29, 2006
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infinity

(noun)
Infinity is what primary school kids and barely numerate people consider to be the biggest number; but in fact has no finite numerical value.
Guy1:"Wait, so you mean 'infinity' isn't finite?"
Guy2:"Yeah, it's pretty much in-finite."
Guy1:"So... infinity is the biggest number?"
Guy2:"You're really fuckin' stupid."
Guy1:"YOUR STOOPID TIMES INFINITY!"
*Guy2 pulls out a revolver and puts a round between Guy1's eyes.*
by TheresnofreenamesonUD March 7, 2008
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