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jumper shower

The act of doing various leg workouts in a hot shower. This is usually done by jumpers who want to gain leg strength. Typically, you wash your face, do a series of calf raises, wash your hair, do a series of calf raises, wash your body, do a series of calf raises, and so on. The heat from the shower relaxes the muscles and works them out better than outside of a shower.
"You going to jump 6' 4" this year, man?"

"Hopefully, I've been taking jumper showers every night for a month now."
by Black Nate October 8, 2007
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shower soup

When a person is taking a shower and proceeds to shit down the drain until the shower floods with brown water.
"Where's Adam?"
"He's making shower soup."
"Jesus, not shower soup."
by Sexybeast1948 June 18, 2019
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Coonass Shower

A coonass shower is showering with a hose outside. It is not required to be naked, but it is recommended.
Beth and Tiffany had to work in their backyard mine for a day, and they were so dirty they had to take a coonass shower to even enter their house.
by Xyerohour July 7, 2012
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Shower Effect

While urinating into a lavatory, the main stream is entering as normal, but a shower like spray diverts and causes particulates of urine to land on the toilet seat. This is usually followed by a rapid wiping of the seat with toilet roll, often masked by the flushing of the toilet itself.
Omg I just shower effected all over the seat. I gotta clean up
by Bergmannlovespetersoysoy November 7, 2007
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Chaldean Shower

When a Chaldean person dumps an entire bottle of Tommy Hilfiger, Nautica, or Polo cologne on themself before going out, so as to not have to shower on a daily basis.
Yo, bro you smell that? Someone definitely took a Chaldean shower.
by Phil Accio February 20, 2009
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thought shower

An incredibly stupid phrase meaning 'brainstorm' which no-one uses and very few people have even heard of.

The word 'brainstorm' was not banned from UK schools you idiots. It was deemed offensive to epileptics by ONE local council who opted not to use it in their public discourse in favour of the term 'thought shower'. This was ridiculed by everyone everywhere, including epileptics, for being so stupid that even the Flat Earth Society and the Super Sweet 16 fanclub pointed and laughed.

The phrase, while rarely used, is still highly reactive to the point where it reduces the IQ of both speaker and listener whenever used.
Politician: We'll be having a thought shower tomorrow.
Normal person: Damn, I think I just got dumber.
by PulpFictional September 2, 2010
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Long Shower

A shower that takes place over an extended period of time. This longer shower is usually for the purpose of masturbation. Masturbation during a long shower is extremely convenient, because the person taking the long shower has lubricants ready, it is harder to be heard under the sound of the water, and the cleanup process practically takes care of itself.
Hey James, don't get too excited and slip during your long shower.
by banefuck March 5, 2010
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