The little tray that your put your payment in at an expensive restaurant. So-called because Benjamin Franklin's image is on the US $100 bill, and once you put him in that tray, you're not going to see him again.
Once the waiter brought Benjamin Franklin's coffin out, I laid Benjamin to rest and I knew I wasn't going to see him again.
by twixsmoker April 4, 2025

by Lunandcheez October 19, 2022

Internet user of the older generation. Coffin dodger who uses the internet.
Person #1: The old folks in the home have now a new lease of life since the home had Internet installed.
Person #2: Yes, now i guess they can call themselves fully fledged Coffin Surfers!
Person #1: The old folks in the home have now a new lease of life since the home had Internet installed.
Person #2: Yes, now i guess they can call themselves fully fledged Coffin Surfers!
by Governator77 August 28, 2012

When you take a fat rip smoking weed and you get in an endless coughing fit.
But, it gets you way higher.
But, it gets you way higher.
by SamTheSagGod December 28, 2020

by gucci coffin September 22, 2019

Achieving an additional bird species to your Life List by the creation of a new species, by the splitting (upgrading a subspecies to a full species status); but after you die.
This assumes an individual maintains your Life List and monitors the creation of new species from Subspecies you have seen and identified in your Life List.
Derived from Armchair Tick or Armchair Split.
This assumes an individual maintains your Life List and monitors the creation of new species from Subspecies you have seen and identified in your Life List.
Derived from Armchair Tick or Armchair Split.
Though Tom died last year in Panama, seeking to increase his Life List of 7,994 bird species, his wife was able to increase his List to 8,002 species with 8 coffin tick or coffin split due to the IOC upgrading a dozen former subspecies to full species status.
by Professional Birder March 29, 2024

by lil@arch May 25, 2025
