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Coffin Chaser

someone ( typically a family member ) who turns up out of the blue when they hear a relative is dying & start pretending to be their best friend, stealing possessions, getting wills changed, misdirecting and confusing other relatives by starting arguments, acting aggressively and hiding information from other equally as important people to the soon to be deceased.
As soon as Aunty Mo got her diagnosis, the coffin chasers sprung straight into action! It was textbook! following their tried & tested methodology to ensure they got as much as they could - they hadn’t seen Mo in years - but when you have their eyes on the prize it’s hard to stop a real coffin chaser - you can be sure a true coffin chaser will always win the day. It’s an art form !
by TheSatisfiedCustomer December 19, 2023
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Coffin Cafe

Looking for the old chat room? Search for the group on facebook
Ness: remember Coffin Cafe?
Apryl: I miss it...
by Thea Apryl March 18, 2022
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Coffin body

When you get so baked so can't move at all, you may have to lay on the floor.
Can you make me a cup of tea?
No I can't move, I have coffin body.
by monkeynuts94 April 6, 2015
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Carrying a coffin

To know someone's or somethings death is/was caused by you.
I am carrying a coffin, and it will haunt me for the rest of my days...
by ImaginaryElephants August 21, 2016
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Oh boy..

A Visual-Novel game that's about 2 codependent toxic siblings who are trapped inside of their apartment with no food, abandoned by their parents, who eventually resort to cannibalize their neighbour and make a pact with a demon. The game also contains some choices that lead to different outcomes (mostly on chapter 2.)

Has some incest undertones and currently has 2 chapters (It got recently popular for the latter..)

TL;DR: 2 codependent siblings with the weirdest sexual tension ever commit cannibalism, sacrifice someone to a demon and murder a decent amount of people.

Game is currently being hated because of a certain incest sex scene that is fully optional, but the fans really don't give a flying fuck about criticism.
Guy 1: Hey, have you seen that game?, the one called "The coffin of Andy and Leyley?", people are real disgusted and despise it and anyone who plays it.

Guy 2: Seems like satanism and cannibalism is fine, but they draw the line at fictional incest huh?
by This your your if November 18, 2023
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Coffin Topper

A photo that captures the essence of a person so perfectly that it must adorn the top of their coffin.
‘This such a beautiful photo of Gran, let’s use it as a coffin topper at her funeral
by Dani McMillan Lyons July 10, 2024
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Coffin Maracas

When there is an earthquake and all the bodies in Coffins shake violently to make their loved ones do the Mexican shake
Guy 1: Hey is your house okay after the earthquake?

Guy 2 No but at least my neighborhood grave yard sounded like Coffin Maracas.
by Cavejoncen October 22, 2019
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