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imhof

to rationalize your way out of doing something
also: to neglect responsibility
"Nick, you'll never get that homework done if you continue to imhof!"

"But Eric, I've been imhoffing all my life!"
by trackstah07 July 27, 2009
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immortal

Used in reference to being drunk to the point of believing you are invincible.
I was immortal, last night, after a visit to the pub.
by Decthh December 9, 2008
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Immoral

being fully exsposed= nude
When Lina Came over We Decided to be Immoral
by Gayson81090 August 20, 2007
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IMHO

In my humble opinion.

This is a saying used by pussies who try too hard not to offend anyone. It's as if they are afraid of someone disagreeing with them which is bound to happen. They fear any type of confrontation. Funny thing is that it can obviously only be used on the internet and who gives a shit if someone on the internet disagrees with you? PUSSIES and MORONS

No one says IMHO in real life. They are the types of people who are believers in "If you have nothing nice to say, don't say anything at all!"

Also, IMHO looks absolutely retarded when written in lowercase.
Poon: The Beets are an untalented band,

Pussy: Also, IMHO looks absolutely retarded when written in lowercase, imho.

Outsider: Only bitches use "IMHO"
Bitch: That's just your opinion!
by Sallyboy69 September 20, 2010
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Immobilized

the body’s complete submission to stillness due to force acted upon it. Often my life has been characterized by this word. But if it wasn’t for these moments I stood still I wouldn’t have been able to move forward.
a man can be immobilized by joy, to the point where he is struck still by happiness.
by harry potter kyle September 15, 2012
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Sexually immortal

When your sex drive can go forever, you get pussy (or dick or ass or whatever the fuck your into) every chance you get.
She must be Sexually immortal, she's got me completely drained and she's always good to go. Is she even human?
by SophisticatedTroll November 3, 2015
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