I'll fuck you up

A term used by arrogant teenagers to make them look tough when in actual fact they won't do jackshit.

Person 1: hey Jake!
Jake: *Walks away*

Person 1: Come here, I'll fuck you up.
Jake: Fuck you, Pathetic loser!

#jock #teen #stupid shit #arrogant #teenager #loser

by BigBunnyrabbits March 01, 2019

I'll eat your kids

A term used to express extreme distaste and anger towards someone of low competence. (Especially when the person is a moronic, cliche douchebag)

Tyler: Hey, dude. Tell your mom I said "hi."
Phil: Shut the hell up. I'll eat your fuckin' kids.

by Phildo January 21, 2005

I'LL KILL YOU ALL

The phrase uttered right before one person's heart is pierced with a metal object. This phrase can also be used to describe the feeling one gets after they run out of pie.

Person 1: We're out of pie, fuck.
Person 2: What do you mean we're out of pie? Fuck that! I'LL KILL YOU ALL!

by Not Gibby November 16, 2007

I'll Dew You!

a phrase only associated with a certain tall commie.

"I'll Dew You!"

by Dude Major February 08, 2004

I'll take your word for it

A response when someone tells you to try something and you don't really want to. Can also be used as: I'll take your word for that.

Boy: "You should try these clams. They're really good."
Girl: "I'll take your word for it."

by Sagira May 16, 2010

i'll be back right now

A mostly Los Angeles latino street slang phrase acknowledging the importance of a speedy return. I'll be right back.

Go get some liquor man!
OK, I'll be back right now.

by malevolopolis March 01, 2015

I'll fucks wit you

To be willing to fucks with ( or agree to) with a person who is asking you to do something.

I'll fucks wit you- to agree to, a way to say im willing to.

Hey man you wanna go to this party im goinig to tonight?
Sure, ill fucks wit you!

Or

You wanna smoke this blunt with me?
Yeah, ill fucks wit you.

by smittyness 89 February 21, 2015