Jemima Hortop-Blair

A girl who only likes toxic guys or guys with the name beginning with J, enjoys cuddles, loves scouts, bestie with everyone, but she is bestie bestie with Hannah, One day will marry Timmy

Boy 1: "Have you heard of Jemima Hortop-Blair."
Boy 2: "Yeah, why?"
Boy 1: "Shes so hot."

Boy 2: "Yeah, but your name dont start with J and your not Toxic :("
Boy 1: "Oh well"

by amazingGeorgia2.0 April 17, 2022

Tim Hortons Thunderstorm

When an American citizen visits a Canadian Tim Hortons and decides to empty last nights gluttoneous Taco Bell special on a random Tim Hortons bathroom and leaving before being noticed. Ie. think of a wolf marking its territory; in a similar nature. Shit is splattered all over the ceiling ground, and the bathroom looks more dilapidated than an abandoned Greyhound Bus Terminal.

Garrett created a Tim Hortons Thunderstorm in a Tim Hortons near Southwestern Ontario. After completing the act, the employees stared up and down to notice large splatters of poop on the commode, streak marks on the toilet paper, and brown poopy water flowing freely from the clogged up toilet. He left quickly akin to a wolf marking its terroitory with great sleuth.

by MexicanMudpie May 23, 2023

ladue Horton Watkins high

Actually best school is Missouri
Better than Marquette

Much better than Clayton

Educates your children the CORRECT way

Ladue Horton Watkins High is the best.

by Poopymonkeybaby December 22, 2024

Singh Hortons

a nickname for the Canadian Donut Chain Tim Hortons due to Many Indians that work there

they messed up my order at Singh Hortons because of the Indians that work there

by 1Shot Duke January 4, 2025

Singh Hortons

A nickname for the Canadian quick-service restaurant brand Tim Hortons.

There are a lot of international students who work at Singh Hortons in the GTA.

by thecanadiandud January 13, 2025

The Horton Password Paradox

The frustrating experience of creating a new password and then forgetting it almost immediately, often before even using it.

"I just set up my new email account, but thanks to The Horton Password Paradox, I can't remember the password I created five minutes ago."

by Grafikdezeyener February 23, 2025

The Tony Horten

Pumpin some heavy bench press, while getting some heavy head...

I was on my last set in the gym, when my girl stopped in to give me the motivation to knock out my last reps and hit me with "The Tony Horten"!

by Stavie Jones! November 10, 2012