adj. A person who is sexually attracted to those of the same sex and lacks a means of shelter at the same time.
Tim: I heard Damon came out of the closet
John: What closet? He lost his home, now he's homelessexual.
John: What closet? He lost his home, now he's homelessexual.
by weebey July 3, 2011
Get the homelessexual mug.A hopeless romantic is someone who can’t live without love, or the person they love. they have an image in their head of how love is supposed to be like and they want it so bad that they can’t notice how desperate they become with the process. sadly, they don’t realize that real life is harsh and isn’t a place where true love lasts until too late.
Sarah: John when are you gonna stop being a hopeless romantic and realize you don’t have a chance with this girl?
John: I do have a chance, she looked at me today
John: I do have a chance, she looked at me today
by bbyangel March 4, 2018
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An elite idealist of love. Their lives revolve around love and finding their one true love. They believe firmly that their soul mate exists, and they will let fate take its course to find them. Despite an overwhelming sensation to love, they reserve their romantic expressions for someone they truly love, and do not waste time with incompatible relationships.
He is such a hopeless romantic, he's always bringing flowers and doing the sweetest things for his wife.
by Jadyn Nicole November 10, 2018
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Guy B: Drinking For The homeless, they appreciate it.
Guy B: Drinking For The homeless, they appreciate it.
by Zachy Awesome January 11, 2010
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"Joe, holy crap, what is that godawful smell?"
"It's just my homeless balls honey. Nothing to worry about, I'm just on vacation and don't want to bathe!"
"It's just my homeless balls honey. Nothing to worry about, I'm just on vacation and don't want to bathe!"
by Austin Pealy August 22, 2009
Get the homeless balls mug.Any person that will come up with crazy plots to get the attention of the one they love. But, the catch is, to be a hopeless romantic, you have to follow through with your elaborate, outlandish plans. Basically, will do anything for true love. I'm a hopeless romantic or atleast, I'm getting there...
"All right, I really like this guy. Does this sound like a good plan?"
"Go ahead. Shoot."
"I'll write him a note, but then before he has time to react, I'll serenade him with a jazz song, oh...and I'll make him a cupcake, all decorated and stuff. Oooh! And I'll."
"You're pathetic, you know that?"
"Yeah, I know." She hugs pillow and smiles.
"All right, I really like this guy. Does this sound like a good plan?"
"Go ahead. Shoot."
"I'll write him a note, but then before he has time to react, I'll serenade him with a jazz song, oh...and I'll make him a cupcake, all decorated and stuff. Oooh! And I'll."
"You're pathetic, you know that?"
"Yeah, I know." She hugs pillow and smiles.
"All right, I really like this guy. Does this sound like a good plan?"
"Go ahead. Shoot."
"I'll write him a note, but then before he has time to react, I'll serenade him with a jazz song, oh...and I'll make him a cupcake, all decorated and stuff. Oooh! And I'll."
"You're pathetic, you know that?"
"Yeah, I know." She hugs pillow and smiles.
"Go ahead. Shoot."
"I'll write him a note, but then before he has time to react, I'll serenade him with a jazz song, oh...and I'll make him a cupcake, all decorated and stuff. Oooh! And I'll."
"You're pathetic, you know that?"
"Yeah, I know." She hugs pillow and smiles.
by sflagurl25 May 2, 2005
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Homeless is an adjective describing someone who, through their own fault OR through discrimination (see Fascism) has no permanent shelter.
They are often the subject of Fascism and grotesque misunderstandings from softer, less masculine and more fortunate people who have not been in their position.
Homeless is an adjective describing someone who, through their own fault OR through discrimination (see Fascism) has no permanent shelter.
They are often the subject of Fascism and grotesque misunderstandings from softer, less masculine and more fortunate people who have not been in their position.
There are two kinds of Homeless person: heroine addicted scumbags, and down-trodden equivalents to the third world poverty of Africa.
Women dont sleep with homeless people.
Homeless people constitute a significant proportion of suicides.
Women dont sleep with homeless people.
Homeless people constitute a significant proportion of suicides.
by Mr. Hatter June 14, 2011
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