poop hoop

When you're having anal sex with a female (or male) and you pull out before you cum.
Back away, and try to ejaculate into the asshole of your partner from a distance. This is the "poop hoop". Points vary depending on the distance in which you came. You can only score if you actually land your semen within your partner's asshole.

John: "Dude, I just scored a 3 pointer poop hoop on Susan last night!"
Jack: "Wicked sick man, the highest I ever got to was 2 points."

by edgelord supreme-meme February 21, 2018

Poop Hoop

A synonym of a toilet ball.

Me: Did you see that ball go round and round the hoop like a toilet bowl?
Doug: Yeah, but we real hoopers don't call it a toilet ball. We call it a "poop hoop."

by Somewhat Schizo September 14, 2021

cone hoop

Homosexual sex with a ginger

Will was going to cone hoop Taylor because they are both homosexuals who enjoy sex with other men.

by Flagrant-two June 22, 2011

flamingo hoop

Having intense diarrhea from the vagina

Have you heard about that one girl she's having a flamingo hoop?

by DragonStalker May 9, 2023

Tony Hoops

Don’t be fooled by the name because they suck at basketball. He is one that loves big juicy balls, and is also clueless about most things. He could be compared to Patrick the Star because most often you find him living under a rock.

Man that idiot is such a Tony hoops.

by Jumbledorf May 17, 2022

spaghetti hoop

a snacc that must be consumed, cold and straight from the tin with fork, preferably in the shower or bath.

a person who is cute that you want to eat in the shower.

my boyfriend is totally a spaghetti hoop.

why?
because i wanna blow him in the shower.

by Nelly word January 7, 2021

Scran the hoop

Anything in the way of eating or licking someone’s anus or having it done to you.

Missed out on my dinner earlier. Oh well. I think my girls coming over I’ll scran the hoop.

by Pseudowho69 April 24, 2021