-Saying you're going over to someone's house to do homework, when really, you're going over to hook up.
-Going to one's home to get worked/have sex.
-Going to one's home to get worked/have sex.
by SchoolForSex December 06, 2011
Easily the worst thing ever created. Designed by the school system to make sure kids have school on their minds 24/7. It's end results are depression, people kicking?punching things, crying, and lack of sleep.
Homework is good for 1 thing. An excuse to go to your friends house. School wouldn't be so terrible if we didn't have homewrk.
by kid1768 May 16, 2010
(ᴬ ᴺᴼᵁᴺ ᶠᴿᴼᴹ ᴴᴱᴸᴸ) Homework spelt backwards is the latin word for ‘child abuse’ and is used to torture children and encourage depression. There are different stages of doing homework:
Nerd Homeworker
a person who does their homework as soon as it has been handed to them
Bully homeworker
gets the nerd homeworkers to do their homework
Latenight homeworker
does the homework the night before it’s due
Lazy homeworker
doesn’t do the work
Sweat homeworker
sweats their work so hard and gets everything wrong
Dumb homeworker
simply forgets
Smart homeworker
searches the answers in google
Dumber homeworker
searches the answers on bing 👀
Drop-out homeworker
drops out of school before the work is due and comes back the next week/month
The risky homeworker
does the work just before the lesson
Riskier homeworker
does the homework in the lesson
Wasteman homeworker
does the homework in detention
Shit motivated homeworker
does the homework while shitting and saying it gives them ‘motivation’
Most ppl in my classes homeworker
puts minimal effort into their work and somehow still gets everything right
Depressed homeworker
gets piled with homework to the point where they are in the state of depression
Distracted homeworker
gets distracted by social media and doesn’t finish the homework
Normal human being homeworker
doesn’t exist
Forced homeworker
forced to do homework by their mums or else she’ll take away the life she gave you
Nerd Homeworker
a person who does their homework as soon as it has been handed to them
Bully homeworker
gets the nerd homeworkers to do their homework
Latenight homeworker
does the homework the night before it’s due
Lazy homeworker
doesn’t do the work
Sweat homeworker
sweats their work so hard and gets everything wrong
Dumb homeworker
simply forgets
Smart homeworker
searches the answers in google
Dumber homeworker
searches the answers on bing 👀
Drop-out homeworker
drops out of school before the work is due and comes back the next week/month
The risky homeworker
does the work just before the lesson
Riskier homeworker
does the homework in the lesson
Wasteman homeworker
does the homework in detention
Shit motivated homeworker
does the homework while shitting and saying it gives them ‘motivation’
Most ppl in my classes homeworker
puts minimal effort into their work and somehow still gets everything right
Depressed homeworker
gets piled with homework to the point where they are in the state of depression
Distracted homeworker
gets distracted by social media and doesn’t finish the homework
Normal human being homeworker
doesn’t exist
Forced homeworker
forced to do homework by their mums or else she’ll take away the life she gave you
by Late night homeworker January 09, 2022
The satanic torture device originally designed during the 1200's as a method of breaking down a person's mind and removing all sleep from their life to induce stress and insanity, now a perfectly acceptable tool to help 'enforce' material that students have already learned 15 times over again or to do the job of a teacher that was too lazy to do during the 7 hours given, or given over breaks because 180 days isn't enough to teach material. It is what you should be doing right now, only you were to pissed by your overload of zombifying material so you came to read definitions on Urban Dictionary that potentially share your pain. Homework also has the accolade of being ranked #2 in the worldwide list of ridiculously inhumane punishments seemingly accepted by modern society right after impalement by electrified molten spiders.
I forgot to teach my students thermonuclear astrophysics during class, let's make them learn it tonight for homework and have a quiz tomorrow.
by Blocksystem November 30, 2013
STUPID STUFF.
Teachers hate us. Give us homework. Make us stay up late DOING homework. DONT CHECK IT. But the one day YOU DONT DO IT the teacher fucking checks your homework.. which you dont have.
Teachers want to show off their knowlegde by giving us homework... from a text book. HOW SMART.
Frickken teachers, go bite my dogs ass.
Teachers hate us. Give us homework. Make us stay up late DOING homework. DONT CHECK IT. But the one day YOU DONT DO IT the teacher fucking checks your homework.. which you dont have.
Teachers want to show off their knowlegde by giving us homework... from a text book. HOW SMART.
Frickken teachers, go bite my dogs ass.
Lucy always does her homework.. ONE DAY she forgot..
Mr. Hanratty (FRICKKEN REAL NAME) : Wheres your homework?
Lucy : I forgot it...
Mr. Hanratty : Im vvery disappoointed in you
*Starts a lecture of thinking of the people in africa, and how they wish they had our kick ass lives.*
AFRICANS DONT WANT HOMEWORK.
FUCK HOMEWORK.
Mr. Hanratty (FRICKKEN REAL NAME) : Wheres your homework?
Lucy : I forgot it...
Mr. Hanratty : Im vvery disappoointed in you
*Starts a lecture of thinking of the people in africa, and how they wish they had our kick ass lives.*
AFRICANS DONT WANT HOMEWORK.
FUCK HOMEWORK.
by Lovemekissme(: October 06, 2009
I was homeworking while I was talking to Saathana on MSN.
When Lili's parents ask her what she is doing in her room, she yells, 'I'm homeworking!'
When Lili's parents ask her what she is doing in her room, she yells, 'I'm homeworking!'
by C4M3LL14 May 29, 2006
by teh5abiking December 14, 2010