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HOBBITS

Unlike warlocks which can be known to knock a person right on their behind if they are not carefull, and have frightening smothering capabilities. Hobbits are known to sneak up on you and are seemingly less frightening but dont be fooled these puppies as they will not get larger than a B cup and can be very fun to play with. However many of man has been worn out just by the sheer amazement of the perkiness that comes before them.
Checkout those warlocks, ya but her friend has some substantial hobbits.
by Jooverdoover August 26, 2017
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Hobbit

Joe: Hey have you seen James anywhere?
Jaques: No, he dosen't go outside often.
Joe: Oh so he's a Hobbit.
by AI Domitian May 2, 2023
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Hobbit

Someone like a Iven from the Hague. It’s a person that is fat/skinny and has big hairy feet. He/she sometimes goes to the gym but does al the exercises wrong, and is on his phone all the time while you need that exercise.
Look at that guy exercising wrong. Yeah he is such a hobbit.

Get your lazy ass from the couch and go to the gym! Or do you wanna stay hobbit?
by The Habit killer November 24, 2021
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Hobbit monger

The dickhead volunteer editors that dont approve your new word!
Those hobbit mongers didn’t approve my word.
by “P.D.” Like poop dick February 5, 2019
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hobbit sized

A term used to describe someone short in stature. Usually the shortest within a in a group.
"I'm not tall, I'm hobbit sized!"
by Darlowyn April 23, 2010
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Hobbit

Hobbits are Mythical creatures about 3 feet tall distinguished by their big hairy feet and their stench of grass and sheep. These creatures make up for 95% of New Zealand's population despite the fact that the kiwi government denies this statistic. Another name for hobbit is kiwi or new Zealander.
Guy on the internet: Get REKT ya fucking hobbit
Kiwi: we eat grass and sheep not memes ya dum cunt
by Dat amazing person January 12, 2016
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hobbition

A place were the hobbits live and farm, there smoke (weed). thats what it is
"the hobbits are in the field gettin fried in hobbition
by frodo the great January 11, 2009
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