Hersheys Kisses

When a pant-less patron spreads their butt-cheeks (exposing an unwiped anus) and dabs the fecal matter upon any surface. leaving a trail of Hershey's Kisses shaped doodoo behind.

"My friend Christa left a small trail of Hersheys Kisses on my pillow. Now I have pink eye."

by titoinaspeedo February 9, 2013

hershey bar

The ultimate chocolate bar!!!! ^.^

You want an example? Buy a hershey bar yourself.

by Dave January 14, 2004

Hershey Mudplow

The act of shitting into your hand, making a tight fist, and plowing it into a vagina.

Sally thought her boyfriend was gonna give her a snow cone, instead she needed a prompt douche to wash out the remnants of a Hershey Mudplow. Hershey Mudplow

by california taint paint November 4, 2008

Hershey Branch

Synonymous with poop or the common favorite shit

I just squeezed out a steaming hot Hershey Branch in the toilet.

by webwizzard June 16, 2010

Hershey Pitch

Being completely honest at the expense of your career, well-being, etc.

"Boy, Don Draper really fucked himself with that Hershey pitch!"

by TrenchWFB July 27, 2013

Hershey squirt

When you are taking a shit and its runny and your shit has the color of a hershey's bar

rob: tf is that smell?
landon: I just had a hershey squirts in the bathroom

by landmaster40 May 20, 2016

Hershey’s on the bows

Hershey’s on the bows is when someone shoves their fist up a girls or guys butthole all the way to the elbow and pulls out with poo poo on their elbows.

“Bro, last night did you get Hershey’s on the bows?” “Yeah, there was mad dribble on the bows”

by Jon and Tj January 20, 2018