luke: how did you and mindy do last night?
tom: oh yeah we did some pretty good stuff shes a helmet crusher she is
luke:oh wow, so lucky
tom: oh yeah we did some pretty good stuff shes a helmet crusher she is
luke:oh wow, so lucky
by ilovecrushinghelmets January 11, 2013
Rubbing the head of a circumsized penis in a circular motion. When performing this operation it is good to use a light coat of lube. This will eventually buff out and shine ones penis head.
by Brad_Mike December 08, 2010
When they mess up your circumcision anD you have a piece of skin connecting your fore skin and the tip of your penis, you now have a connect a helmet.
by Rodg the garage November 03, 2011
When two manly men hug naked and there erect penises meet each others German Helmets. When two penis heads touch.
by Brosnatch August 08, 2010
The growing long of ones hair in order to secure a sexual encounter with a MILF. A practice usually undertaken by sexually frustrated Frenchmen.
by Orange sailor October 19, 2011
So unique, one runs into walls, trips up stairs, falls of tall places, etc.
Also, one who asks self-answering questions, or the Captain Obvious phenomenon. Those who wear hats backwards in the sun and still hold up their hand to shield their eyes and squint at subjects at a long distance. Pretty much anyone who looks at their watch, and when immediately asked what time it is, they glance back.
Also, one who asks self-answering questions, or the Captain Obvious phenomenon. Those who wear hats backwards in the sun and still hold up their hand to shield their eyes and squint at subjects at a long distance. Pretty much anyone who looks at their watch, and when immediately asked what time it is, they glance back.
When someone refers to themselves on another as special, the correct retort is a sarcastic, "Like wear a helmet all the time kind of special?" Hence the term Helmet Special is a way to refer to someone who should wear one. All the time.
by Quados Amundae May 17, 2010
Similar to a T-bagging, the warrior's helmet consists of placing the nuts above the eye sockets, and the cock down the nose, imitating a warrior's helmet which covesrs the eyes and the nose.
by Damian Foye March 30, 2006