There once was a genre called "boyband". This genre ruled the land, competing with the best of the rap and the rock scene for the number one spot on the billboards. However, the reign of the boyband was soon cut short, as all of their avid listeners found out through the grapevine that at least one member of every boyband was a homosexual. Thus, the boyband faded into obscurity, and was never heard from again. Until now.
Hawthorne Heights and every other band that sounds like Hawthorne Heights (the entire modern "rock" scene)is basically just a new iteration of the boyband. Some record producer decided to put a guitar in each of their hands and let them write their own lyrics, which consists of crying over girlfriends that dumped them their sophomore year of high school. These angsty retro-boybands make me want to go on a baby-punching tangent, with their inane songs about minor, pre-adulthood grievances, and the band members trying to look soulful on every damned album cover and on the front of every damned teeny-bop magazine.
Stop crying in your music, or I'll rip off your twiggy little goth-emo arms and give you a vicious gouging with your own black fingernails. That'll sure as hell give you spineless pricks something to cry about.
Hawthorne Heights and every other band that sounds like Hawthorne Heights (the entire modern "rock" scene)is basically just a new iteration of the boyband. Some record producer decided to put a guitar in each of their hands and let them write their own lyrics, which consists of crying over girlfriends that dumped them their sophomore year of high school. These angsty retro-boybands make me want to go on a baby-punching tangent, with their inane songs about minor, pre-adulthood grievances, and the band members trying to look soulful on every damned album cover and on the front of every damned teeny-bop magazine.
Stop crying in your music, or I'll rip off your twiggy little goth-emo arms and give you a vicious gouging with your own black fingernails. That'll sure as hell give you spineless pricks something to cry about.
Fuck Hawthorne Heights. Hawthorne Heights sucks.
Listen to Korn, or Slipknot, or.....actually, just kill yourselves. For real this time.
Listen to Korn, or Slipknot, or.....actually, just kill yourselves. For real this time.
by Wes and Vin September 18, 2005
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Our town glendale heights (gh) isn't ghetto. If you wanna see ghetto go to the south side of chicago.
by real glendale heights resident October 14, 2011
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hawthorne heights is an fukin rad band.. not very well known but deserve to be.. its emo!!! but it is also screamo...
listen to this band if you like bands like taking back sunday or thursday.. more hardcore than those 2.. but still really sweet and emotional
by Emo_kid October 15, 2004
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by Crystal M April 2, 2004
Get the wuthering heights mug.Hawthorne Heights- Simply the krunkest emo band ever. Here, in Louisiana, country music is the standard, but emo is slowly catching up. In the South, emo is either krunk or gay. Most of the people here would rather listen to the oldest country song or the stupidest rap song before the Hawthorne Heights. They judge them by their clothes and hair. The "Good Ole South", known for judging people for being different. I know this for a fact, considering that I am a black person. Yeah, a black guy listening to emo. So to all you city folk, much love and let there be emo!
The Hawthorne Heights fit into the same category as PANIC! At The Disco, Fall Out Boy, and Coheed And Cambria.
by Jaworski Jack May 24, 2006
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Did you hear about the nice houses they tore down in Columbia Heights to build low income apartments?
by Rocko Socko October 27, 2003
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2) Childhood home of Doug Nagy, the Godfather of Gangsta Rap
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The streets of Mentor Heights are packed with hip-hip pilgrims visiting the childhood home of Doug Nagy.
by Ras The Destroyer November 18, 2003
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