Heffley

Someone who lives in the middle of no where. Someone who can hunt and fish like its their job. Total redneck and proud of it.

Did you see the 12 pointer that guy got?

Yea dude, hes a Heffley, thats why!

by LowerBankBlueEyes23 June 29, 2009

Rodrick Heffley

Greg Heffley's older brother. Not the nicest person to Greg, I can't deny that.

Considered by some people to be the most "normal" Heffley in the family.

Oh, and some people on this site seem to be simping for him.

"Rodrick Heffley is basically asking his dad to do his essay for him. There is no way Frank's actually going to-"

*His dad types Rodrick's essay for him*

"Bruh I hate this family sometimes."

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 6, 2022

hoffer's girlfriend

one who dates little rodents but who has sex with everyone else but hoffer, esp while on spring break trips.

man i can't believe "hoffer's girlfriend" fucked us all last night

by theo May 7, 2003

Philthy Heff

While fish hooking a girl's mouth, you gently place your asshole into her mouth and then proceed to let a big one rip in her mouth, filling her mouth with dirty farts. Finish the philthy heff by closing her mouth and making her swallow your backdoor breeze.

School girl Cindy was being a naughty girl in law class, so the teacher asked her to come after class for a good old philthy heff.

by JBB#4 January 28, 2009

hefeweizen

The beer of Gods!! It is brewed by the Widmer Brothers. Its a golden unfiltered wheat beer that is truly cloudy and clearly superb. Even though it is only 4.7% alcohol it is still a great beer. Not for poor people.

I drink hefeweizen only when my dad buys it! It is good but expensive for my budget.

by cope30 June 11, 2006

Heffa

A cow sized bitch!

"Keesha, you heffa, shut your fat ass up."

by Matt Pwnage February 17, 2009

Heffer

To express a low opinion of a female

"Oh no that heffer didn't"

by Akieva May 2, 2005