heffer

a big fish over ten pounds

i got a big old water heffer

by anonymous November 9, 2021

Heffer

Big bitch in a small car

God Damn, Look at that heffer in that smart car over there

by Bigdickvincent March 12, 2022

Heiferfied

A person who has had sex with a heifer has been heiferfied

Man he got Heiferfied last night!

by Cade’O March 14, 2022

Heemer

The word heemer is slang for goat

yo she is da heemer

by heemmmmmm May 25, 2022

Heemer

Heemer means goat

yo jayvon is da heemer

by heemmmmmm May 25, 2022

Heffer

Heffer: a way to describe people that you view as swag and epic. A baddass bitch per say. A cool chum. A stylin person who just knows the vibes and is always poppin a perk but is also down to earth and can sit with you for an espresso and a great conversation.

Friend 1: hey I’m getting lunch tomorrow with Sophia Boin, have you heard anything about her?

Friend 2: no way… that’s my motherfucking heffer.
Friend 1: oh thank god. I love hanging with a heffa.
Friend 2: ya no worries, you’re goonin with a real heff, your in good hands heffa.
Friend 1: thanks heffer, love you.
Friend 2: np my heffa, give that heffa Sophia my best.

by Mamaheffer June 2, 2022

Hefferroni

A obese individual who finishes their slice of peperroni pizza and tries to steal your slice.

Hey you Hefferroni, stay away from my food!

by Atalin July 16, 2022