Jesus Ham

The saviour of low-budget, processed meat. Coming soon to a supermarket near you!

Jesus Ham: It's Christ-tastic!

by Biddy March 12, 2005

glazed ham

The act in which a guy blows his load all over a girls ass

" Man I busted a nut on this chick last night and gave her a glazed ham"

by Duthch_Rudder June 20, 2009

Fam-Ham

to get hammered as a family...most applicable around christmas time

Its Christmas eve lets get fam-hammed!

by mb9 December 25, 2009

Hang Ham

a vagina that has large labia witch hang down like slices of ham

that girls labia are huge

she got hang ham!

by boxheadofrushden March 21, 2011

ham blast

When one excretes a fart so vile and pungent that it sounds as though an entire baked ham is being forcefully pushed out of the anal cavity.

Alex: Jesus Christ, who the FUCK ham blasted in here?

by Jonesin'Homie September 23, 2013

Ham Finger

The act of digitally pleasing a siberian woman outdoors with rolled slices of ham.

After a long day of ejaculating at the pinnacle of a cartwheel and eating sandwiches, I figured I would share the pleasure by giving my neighbors wife a sloppy ham finger.

by El Presidente 69 February 28, 2022

summer ham

A watermelon

Tyrone really enjoyed the summer ham he grew in his back yard.

by Fe Maiden July 14, 2009