harry potter 

THE BEST book known to man kind and is often shot down from stupid illiterate dumb @$$es that haven't even bothered reading more than the first sentence in the first book

cool person: holy crap, did you read the latest harry potter book?! IT WAS AMAZING
stupid person: harry potter is stupid
cool person: *slaps*
stupid person: what was that for?
cool person: don't you EVER diss harry potter again!

harry potter by superkalafrajalisticexpialadoshis December 14, 2008

Harry Potter 

The greatest person ever concieved.
Born July 31, 1980 to Lily and James Potter.
Also known as "The Boy Who Lived," a name which signifies his being the only survivor of the "Avarda Kedavra" curse (The Killing Curse). Also, signifies his being the only survivor of the Dark Lord Voldemort's targeting.
Enemy of Draco Malfoy, friend of Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger, and a damn fine Quiddich Player.
Member of Griffindor House, Howgwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

For more information see: Jesus

The Messiah, Harry Potter, returns to the earth on July 16th, 2005.

Harry Potter by Young Cub July 29, 2005

harry potter 

One of the most amazing phenomenons I have ever, and probably ever will, encounter(ed) in my lifetime.
Harry Potter is not only a book or a series, or even just a fictional character. It's so much more then that to so many people.
Harry Potter is one of the reason some of our generation today are literate, and know the difference between your & you're. It's also the only book that I wouldn't mind giving up the internet in order to READ & FINISH it.
Not many books can do that.

There are a total of seven books and there are no future plans to write any more.
Harry Potter is one of the most well-written books I have ever read in my life. The imagination in it is amazing, and the plots keep you reading. It has unexpected twists. Reading the books in order, you'll see that there were the tiniest little hints as to what would happen later on in a different book.
And strangely enough, I love them for that. When you read something like that, your eyes widen and you go "Oh my god!!!" because when you first started this book before reading the others, it seemed like just an unnecessary point.

Harry Potter has also been made into movies. Amazingly enough, none of them have been completely butchered. They get the grasp pretty well I would say.

Anyway, this was really long.
Harry Potter is just amazing. I recommend it to everyone, of ALL ages.

Harry Potter! Hairy Pothead! Parry Hotter! HARRY POTTAH!

I wish I had JK Rowling's imagination. Le sigh.

harry potter by the pantz youz in September 14, 2007

Harry Potter 

Two definitions:

1) AKA, The Boy Who Lived, Potter, or more recently, the Chosen One. Son of the late Lily and James Potter, who were killed by the Advada Kedavra (sorry if I spelled that wrong) curse. Harry is the only living survivory of the Killing Curse. Has black hair, a lighning scar across his head, and his mothers green eyes. Except fo the eyes, looks exactly like his dad. No living family. Bestest friends of Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger. Mortal enemy of Voldermort, Draco Malfoy and probably now Serverus Snape. He has some major issues and needs to see a really good therapist if he ever wants to kill dear old Voldie.

2) Probably the best books ever written. There will be seven, and only one more to go. The movie versions are seriously messed up, especially the third one. Often compared to LOTR, but nothing like it. Trust me, I've read both and seen all the movies.

On July 17, at around three in the morning, nearly everyone in the world was reading the same book at the same time. This book was the sixth installment in the Harry Potter series.

Harry Potter by CharmedButObsessed September 21, 2005

Harry Potter 

The best book series ever written.

Better than Twilight, Inheritance, and even Lord of the Rings

Me: I like how JK Rowling puts depth into her characters and storyline, it just all fits together nicely.

Some random girl: OMG Edward is so HOTTTTTT <3 <3 I LUV HIM!!!!1!!1!

Me: Umm, you go read your Twilight books, I'm going back inside to read Harry Potter one more time...

Harry Potter by harvey45 July 27, 2009

Harry Potter eyed 

To the point of intoxication where the person's eyes can no longer blink in unison much like Daniel Radcliffe, the actor who plays Harry Potter in the major motion pictures.

Dude check it. Ralph is offcially Harry Potter Eyed!

Harry Potter eyed by Merick March 5, 2009

Harry Potter Chub

Many men envy this elusive type of chub (erection). While attaining a 1/2 or even 3/4 chub is a well respected achievement, the Harry Potter Chub is a holy grail in the eyes of a man. The reference to Harry Potter is a nod to the Platform 9 and 3/4 as initially seen in the book. Such an erection, thus, goes beyond the normal realm of chubs. When a man surpasses the half chub with ease, a Harry Potter Chub is likely to arouse, while mysteriously skipping past all numbers in between.

To attain such a desirable chub, a man is usually subject to seeing an extremely attractive woman and/or objects such as HBT, jeeps, beer, colorado, sandwiches etc. This certain chub can cause pants to tighten and young children to scream. Use caution.
Also known as the HP chub or the Ron Jeremy Chub (RJ chub), who subsequently has a 9 and 3/4 inch penis at full girth. It's not a coincidence.

Mike: Hey have you seen any hotties lately?
Jeff: Yeah, there was this really hot chick in my accounting class. She was giving me a solid Harry Potter Chub.

Mike: Skeet skeet!

Jeff: Why are both our dicks so big, Mike?
Mike: We have been blessed by Hagrid!

Harry Potter Chub by pudslapp48 November 3, 2010