Gurt

Gurt is just a cool guy, everyone says "yo!" to gurt. So next time you see him. Make sure you say "no." He's too happy for his own good.

friend: Yo gurt!
gurt: Yo!
You: no. gurt.
*Gurt starts crying*

You: LOL
Friend: LOL

Your mum: SYBAU!

by BambiBlade August 19, 2025

Gurt

When you’re walking around or whatever and squirt out a little more discharge than usual. Like one of those real wet days.

Girl 1: bro I’m gurting so much today

Girl 2: damn are you ovulating, that’s when I gurt the most

Girl 1: I must be, do you you have a pantyliner I can borrow?

by ifockedurmum February 13, 2025

Gurt

Gurt is a term refering to someone that is gurt

Kevin: bro lets eat some yogurt
Gurt: yo

by Tspmobrr June 10, 2025

Gurting

Doing something that's smart, but also very dangerous

Jack is gurting to get all the girls

by xdpro79 April 12, 2025

Gurt

Doing something that is very smart but also dangerous

The way Charlie is fishing on a plank is so gurt.
Gurt: Yo

by Moby Dih April 28, 2025

Gurting

To do something that’s very smart, but also very dangerous.

Comes from the “I knew this was happening” meme and the “Yogurt, Gurt: Yo” meme

See that dog, it’s riding a skateboard down a ramp, what it’s doing indicates intelligence, but also poses a risk of injury. You could say it’s gurting.

by Cockexploder9000 April 14, 2025

gurting

somethings thats very smart but also very dangerous

yoo kevin has been gurting damn

by allsaintsschoolshillong July 17, 2025