Gurfatass

Slang in the Midwest that refers to a male with a disgustingly large stomach. A Gurfatass is also extremely awkward when around females.

Person One: Wow that kid must weigh 330 lbs!
Person Two: Which one?
Person One: The one struggling to talk to that girl.
Person Two: Yea he looks like a real Gurfatass.

by trev g April 2, 2020

Gruffalo toes

Gruffalo toes is a person with dirty and disgusting toes

Get your gruffalo toes away from me

by Lil.briggs May 28, 2020

Guff

The fluffiest thing to ever live, likes long walks on the beach, drums, and princess castles

Guff is a really cool skin

by Gufflover26 May 27, 2021

Guffi

Guffi means owning something

Like saying Guffi in this bitch means owning the shit

"Guffi in this bitch"
"Time to get Guffi"
"Guffi time"

by Guffii October 4, 2021

Guffartled

Guffartled -

Definition: The act of laughing so hard that the laugher almost, or literally, shits themselves.

Example: When Gareth saw who won the synonym contest, he guffartled all over the kitchen floor.

by Anders Bolt March 26, 2022

guffelous

To be mischievous or cruel-hearted

The guffelous children stole the cake

by FootlessEmu June 26, 2022

guffari

The act of eating the cuccinelli out of a woman's mouth

She saw all that cuccinelli dripping out of her friend's mouth and HAD to guffari it.

by dahnb2000 July 29, 2022