guarding Epstein

To perform a critical task poorly.

e.g. Dad walks in on son playing video game night before book report is due:
"Wow, you're really guarding Epstein with this book report, aren't you?"

by Darko May August 13, 2019

Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol. 2

A movie made in 2017. In which ( you have to know the first one to understand this next part) Quill fights his father and we see a very cute and small Baby Groot and a teenager Groot. Both very cute and funny. Now go watch it!

Person 1: Hey have you watched Guardians of the galaxy Vol. 2?
Person 2: No.
Person 3: you should watch it. But one question are you emotional?
Person 2: Yes
Person 3: Then you shouldn't watch it.
All walk away from one another

by LizardLia67 April 29, 2020

Guardians Of The Barrier

The ones who guard the barrier with some obscure sounds. It will remind you of a the trantalantas of the northeast.

Dude have you met Guardians Of The Barrier? they were down the street.

by Gotbfan365 June 30, 2021

Guard Toad

An unattractive friend accompanies an attractive friend on a night out. The purpose of this arrangement is to prevent the attractive friend from making poor decisions regarding suitors. The guard toad is by definition, the target of the wingman.

Hey girl, I'd really like to hook up with Jarvis but I can't get by his guard toad Darren.

by Jockeygrrl March 27, 2022

Nine Guard

A little foam ring that was put around the number nine on older cellphones, before we used flip-phones.
This was used to avoid accidentally calling 911 while the phone was in your pocket.
Fire stations used to give them out for free.

"Whats that thing peeling off your phone?"
"Its my nine guard, it won't stick"

by Lovelytoes May 18, 2009

Coast Guarding

Motor boating a female or females for an extended period of time. Usually after hours and with women who have large breasts.

Dude, I was Coast Guarding last night with those chicks from the party. I wish I had a life preserver...

by EdwinNoses November 5, 2012

arizona guardrail

A driver giving a passenger "road head"
That results in a car wreck.

Jessica realized her daughter's innocence was gone when she passed the scene of her daughter's Arizona Guardrail!

by Larry Teach August 23, 2017