Guido's are hairy, ugly, metro-sexual men almost to the point where you start to question if he's straight or not, they usually like to spend a lotta time on their hair, tacky gold jewlery, fake tans (see Gotti Brothers)and they work out a whole lot, talk with a lame accent and try to act black at times.
They're usually pretty perverted as well, they claim to be hung like horses but let's not kid ourselves, they're not black men.
by high rolla April 16, 2005
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WHERE THEY LIVE:
everywhere. mostly in NJ
WHAT THEY WEAR:
headbands.spikked hair. wayy to much hair spray. ripped jeans. rolled up jeans. earrings. and look absolutely groos all the time :}
WHAT DO THEY DO:
frolic. period.
WHERE DO THEY GO:
most inhabit the local clubs. aka CLUB ABYSS.
HOW DO THEY TRAVEL:
in packs
WHERE THEY LIVE:
everywhere. mostly in NJ
WHAT THEY WEAR:
headbands.spikked hair. wayy to much hair spray. ripped jeans. rolled up jeans. earrings. and look absolutely groos all the time :}
WHAT DO THEY DO:
frolic. period.
WHERE DO THEY GO:
most inhabit the local clubs. aka CLUB ABYSS.
HOW DO THEY TRAVEL:
in packs
by cuties :] December 14, 2008
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a young, gaudy, and sterotypical American of Italian deccent with a macho attitude, usually living in the Northeastern states
by Light Joker November 24, 2006
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-The art of being skillful. Having an overall skill level unreached by others.
Guimoned (verb)
-Drinking an excessive amount of beer.
-The art of being skillful. Having an overall skill level unreached by others.
Guimoned (verb)
-Drinking an excessive amount of beer.
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Tape that fat Guido's use to tape up their tits as to avoid embarrassing themselves and/or their Guido posse, while playing sports or other physical activities that involve jumping running and rapid vertical shuffling, prancing or skipping.
by Chbub January 19, 2010
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"Yo kid, that pussy from Somers slipped out of one of his boat shoes when he was running away! Wouldn't have happened if he'd been rockin some guiboks.
by Eliot Suit June 12, 2010
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