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Granola

A middle age/late age suburbian white man or woman who is usually middle class that values natural things. Granola people, dispite common belief are NOT hippies and have normal houses and familys. They are extremely Left. A Granola person can usually be found in nature or at L.L. Bean.

A Granola Person usually drives a Subaru Outback, Volvo Wagon, or a Honda Element all with Thule roof racks for their skis, bikes, or kayaks.
My Mother, who is very granola.

me:"Ma, can i borrow the subaru to go to my friends?"

Mom:"yeah, but be home by 6. I'm making seaweed raviolis...oh yeah, i left my skis in the car, can you bring them in when you come back?"
by Skier91 December 5, 2007
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granola hippie

People that go hiking, ice climbing, and other outdoor activities while wearing outdoor clothing labels such as Columbia and Bell while munching down on granola bars, trail mix and sipping hot beverages from coffee stands. They will only drive a Subaru and would rather carry pepper spray instead of a gun even though pepper spray is virtually useless in Alaska.
Those fricken granola hippies invade our town every summer.
by jericho041041 May 18, 2011
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Geno's

Geno's is an excellant philly cheesesteak vendor located in South Philadelphia. They sell one of the best cheesesteaks you'll ever taste, 'nuff said. You also need to order it in a special way, don't ask for a cheesesteak when that's the only thing they have, because they obviously have it. Don't be a fucking idiot. Look to the example on how to order a "cheesesteak with cheesewhiz and no onions or peppers."
When going to Geno's, ask for;

I'll take a "whiz without". or...

I'll take a "provolone with".
by TonyTheBoss June 18, 2009
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hops genommen

"hops genommen" ist der ehrenwerteste Konter-Spruch den ein Mensch jemals aussprechen kann.
Es ist zu beachten, dass diese starke Wortlaut erst als letzte Option in betracht gezogen werden sollte, da es meist zu Ohnmächtigkeit oder Herzversagen führen kann.

Auch bekannt als die Steigerung von "SIKE"
*deine Cousine liebkost, jetzt ist sie schwanger und du bist abgehauen*

Da wurde jemand wohl ordentlich hops genommen.
by xX_DerHopsNehmendeBoss_Xx July 31, 2020
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genociding

China invaded Tibet/Uighur and in process of genociding.
by real7777 October 31, 2017
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Genocentric

The behavior engaged in by family members attributing the genetric traits of an offspring to their own genetic pool.
"My aunt is so genocentric, she told me that my baby Sophie has the same face and hair as my mother did when she was a girl."
by Jennifer Lynn Scott July 26, 2009
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Geno

Geno: the boy that all girls drop dead when they see. His blue eyes are so deep and you’ll constantly find yourself getting lost in them. He has blonde/brown hair that just makes you wanna explode. He’s quite shy and awkward but that’s one of his greatest features. He has an amazing smile even though you hardly see it. He likes sports and plays a lot. He’s very strong and caring. If you’re lucky enough to know a Geno odds are you have a crush on him. He’s hot. If you fall he’ll run over to try to catch you. If you cry he’ll hold you and comfort you. If you laugh he’ll laugh with you. If you blush he’ll blush back.

If you have a Geno in your life you’re lucky. Don’t lose him.
“Hey who’s that? He’s kinda hot...”
Oh that’s Geno.”
by Moonlitheart June 21, 2019
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