Graesen

Son of Gregory, usually the nicest looking person in a room.

Hi Graesen, you’re looking good today.

by Graesen April 20, 2018

goatse dimension

A dimension where you go, after you spread asshole so widely, that you rip in half. This dimension was first created by jar media.

Jim:"Where did that fly go?"
Alex:"he probably entered the goatse dimension"

by AIDS! March 26, 2018

gnatsemmel

A person who’s favorite movie is pulp fiction, and also eats her own poop on a occasion

Person: Why are you eating your own poop and watching pulp fiction
gnatsemmel: OMMOMOMMSHSH

by sebber July 4, 2020

goatstuck

Noun: to be stuck under a cute baby goat, who is asleep in your lap.

I would love to come over for coffee, but at the moment I am goatstuck.

by Fatherpaul September 18, 2020

Reverse Goatse

The Reverse Goatse is just as the name suggests. Instead of bending forward whilst reaching behind yourself with both hands and gaping your anus as wide as possible, you now reach in front of you while prolapsing your anus and extending it in a 360° direction around the entirety of your person. The purpose of extended your arms is so you can give give the double thumbs-up whilst suffocating to death in ecstasy.

"Did you remember to pick up paper towels?"
"The store was sold out Honey, the chap at the register said a local pulled a Reverse Goatse last night..
I know..
I couldn't believe it either!"

by MaxJohnson June 25, 2022

consider the goats

When somebody has a plan, but hasn't thought it all the way through; when a person hasn't thought of the consequences of their future actions

Person 1: "Dude, are you going to consider the goats?"
Person 2: "No I guess I haven't. I should probably do that. That's for reminding me bro."

by bleudog2012 December 26, 2014

Tow some goats

alt. Towing some goats

Towing a small and/or light load with a significantly overpowered vehicle.

Origin:
Courtney, Will Sabel. "Watch This Lamborghini Murcielago Tow Some Goats." TheDrive.com. Time Inc., 27 July 2016. Web. 27 July 2016.

Some crazy Aussie put a hitch on his Murcielago to tow some goats.

Now we're towing some goats!

by Podlag July 27, 2016