Gorf

A combination of a belch and a cough, which if done correctly, will sound as if the deliverer is attempting to vomit.

After eating two entire bacon cheeseburgers from Crackerbarrel, Darrell gorfed with such intensity on the way up the elevator that it almost caused a chain reaction of throwing up.

by BigDFatMan February 25, 2008

Groff

v. to eat voraciously without regard for manners, social norms, or the possibility of choking; mainly characterized by the forcing of food down one's gullet and a lack of chewing.

v. bill totally groffed that appetizer platter, i don't even think he chewed anything.

by Arthur Middleton February 15, 2008

gorf stick

Someone who likes to gobble

That gorf stick likes to gobble

by Andreas Megalopoutsogyftes November 26, 2013

Goffwaffle

An annoyingly long thread of conversational drivel, usually political in nature, that serves the dual purpose of articulating a known fact in an overly smug fashion and insulting another person(s) on a deeply personal level.

If I have to read another facebook post jam-packed with that son of a bitch's arrogant goffwaffle, I'm going to crowdfund to have him fired out of a cannon and into the sun.

by DardyAs September 3, 2016

Gorf

A way of expressing deep affection love for a raccoon that you had a one night stand with. YOU yes you you know what I'm talking about you took advantage of that raccoon and you know it.

Man I feel so Gorf about you you filthy animal.

by Fartfard Connecticut March 22, 2019

Goffed

To put cocaine in ones rectum

Yo i got cought by the cops but i goffed my cocaine

by Jonnighs May 13, 2008

goff

To take advantage of someone's trust or good will to get ahead, particularly an unsuspecting friend.

"Did Stan give you a good deal on his old truck or did you get goffed?"

"When the going gets tough, the tough get goffing."

by goffed June 24, 2009