Calliope Gooch

1) The act of simultaneously vomiting and defecating due to severe inebriation.

2) To be so fucked up that you vomit and shit yourself.

He's wasted. He just Calliope Gooched all over the bathroom.

by Hunterthefan September 30, 2017

Mason-Gooch

Noun: A slang term for vagina.
Verb: (to) Curb-stomp a person/item.
Adjective: Mouldy and/or yellow.

Noun: Yo man, I tore up her Mason-Gooch last night!
Verb: I feel like Mason-Gooching some bitches.
Adjective: That duck over there is very Mason-Gooch and Mason-Gooch.

by GrenadineGang August 28, 2010

GOOCH Apparel

A Beach/ Party/ Music/ Lifestyle Clothing company from Laguna Beach that is founded on the Laguna Beach slang word "GOOCH" that means awesome or epic!

"That Gooch Apparel shirt is GOOCH!"

or, That was such a GOOCH party last night!

by Weezysteez August 30, 2013

Gooch

1. Cool off someone. Example: A young lady is crushing on you but you ain't feeling her. So you be like I'm gooch.

2. When you not tripping off nothing or no one. Then you gooch!

Created by Cire R. Gray Instagram: Selfmadecii

by selfmadecii June 13, 2016

gooch goblin

term used to describe one who feeds on the gooch, or reigon between the testicles/vagina and anus, regularly

"man you're such a fuckin' gooch goblin."

by the nudist midget February 18, 2004

Quindarious Gooch

A known enemy to quandale dingle. He walks deviously ASF and like to spread niggas ass cheeks on wednsdays. This nigga is a one of a kind popeyes employe, if you see him and quandale dingle toegether run. He is also a relative of juandale pringle. Juandale pringle is known for screaming "Nigger" On the streets of brooklyn and O-Block.

Oh shit, its quindarious gooch run from that nigger!!

by guiltymf April 24, 2022

Toasty Gooch

A temporary condition usually obtained when ones genitals and gooch (the area which attaches the ballsack to the asshole) are doused in extreme heat or boiling liquids.

During the wacky Mack session the boiling water in the water maker over-flowed onto his gooch causing an extremely rare case of toasty gooch.

by dsoffer July 24, 2014