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acid gooch

Acid gooch is a condition many men suffer from, caused by an excessively sweaty groin region, you know you have acid gooch when you start developing holes in your boxers and jeans in the crouch area.
Fletch: my jeans keep wearing out at the crouch man!

Vaughan: sounds like you got acid gooch ay?
by MrRampage June 13, 2013
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Calliope Gooch

1) The act of simultaneously vomiting and defecating due to severe inebriation.

2) To be so fucked up that you vomit and shit yourself.
He's wasted. He just Calliope Gooched all over the bathroom.
by Hunterthefan September 30, 2017
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GOOCH Apparel

A Beach/ Party/ Music/ Lifestyle Clothing company from Laguna Beach that is founded on the Laguna Beach slang word "GOOCH" that means awesome or epic!
"That Gooch Apparel shirt is GOOCH!"

or, That was such a GOOCH party last night!
by Weezysteez August 30, 2013
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Gooch

1. Cool off someone. Example: A young lady is crushing on you but you ain't feeling her. So you be like I'm gooch.
2. When you not tripping off nothing or no one. Then you gooch!

Created by Cire R. Gray Instagram: Selfmadecii
by selfmadecii June 13, 2016
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gooch goblin

term used to describe one who feeds on the gooch, or reigon between the testicles/vagina and anus, regularly
"man you're such a fuckin' gooch goblin."
by the nudist midget February 18, 2004
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Gooch Hook

adjective- to gooch hook.

- similar to the Fish Hook however the finger is first rubbed on the gooch before hooking the unsuspecting's mouth. Can be used during intercourse or as a simple greeting between friends. A more tricky manuver is the Double Gooch Hook
Mick "Bloody Screech snuck up and gooch hooked me in the club the other night, havn't seen him for ages..

Dan "Struth, sneeky bugger"
Mick "I got him back though, while he was at the bar i got him with the ol' double gooch hook!"
by King of Gooch July 6, 2009
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Gooch wagon

A gooch wagon is when you are riding scissors gooch to gooch on the new frontier in a covered wagon.
Preston was riding gooch wagon all the way to the game.
by The stavster April 16, 2011
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