Worse than a Gomez, Gomer and Guido combined. Gomes is a steamy, ultra-runny, chunky (peanuts), light tan colored, most vile pile of diarrhea that one accidentally extricates at a inopportune moment. A Gomes is a surprise attack that can happen anywhere and always occurs while fully dressed. For some reason it has been know to occur at a disproportional rate while walking home from school. Perhaps due to being overly bored in class all day? To be called a Gomes is to be called this. Simply Nasty!
Example 1:
Mario: Yo Angelo, did ya here what happened to Levio?
Angelo: What?
Mario: He pulled the biggest, nastiest Gomes ever when eating lunch with his Mom at Olive Garden yesterday!
Angelo: No fucking way!
Mario: Yeah, the diarrhea ran all down his leg and onto the carpet and waiter yelled at him and told him he had to clean it up.
It soaked right through his shorts!
Angelo: Jesus.
Example 2:
Hey Gomes, that's my last fucking beer! Hands off Gomes!
Mario: Yo Angelo, did ya here what happened to Levio?
Angelo: What?
Mario: He pulled the biggest, nastiest Gomes ever when eating lunch with his Mom at Olive Garden yesterday!
Angelo: No fucking way!
Mario: Yeah, the diarrhea ran all down his leg and onto the carpet and waiter yelled at him and told him he had to clean it up.
It soaked right through his shorts!
Angelo: Jesus.
Example 2:
Hey Gomes, that's my last fucking beer! Hands off Gomes!
by knobgobbler69 May 23, 2008
Get the Gomes mug.A female specimen with dental issues and requires sharp braces and/or plates. It like to give many gobbys (oral sex) but fails at doing so because its braces slice and dice the penis.
by hoedown123456789 November 10, 2010
Get the Gommers mug.A dumb bitch who plays a victim. The only reason she is still relevant is because of her on an d off relationship with, you guessed it, Justin Bieber. She cant sing or dance. She is also fake. Demi and Miley and Ariana are better than her skank ass. She is also a flat piece of paper. No shape what-so-ever.
Friend: "Did you hear The Heart Want What It Wants by Selena Gomez?"
Me: "Did you hear Love Me Harder? Wait, I'm sure you did, because its better than that irrelevant, bad vocals ass song.
Friend: "..................Right!"
Me: "Did you hear Love Me Harder? Wait, I'm sure you did, because its better than that irrelevant, bad vocals ass song.
Friend: "..................Right!"
by Kalovesyou December 28, 2014
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n. the name of a large crocodile
v. (1) to "gomek" someone is to shout "GOMEK!" across a large space, implying that you and the intended reciever of the call share an inside joke. (2) To be "gomek'd" is to have failed or otherwise been beasted by some challenge, as if Gomek the crocodile had attacked you.
v. (1) to "gomek" someone is to shout "GOMEK!" across a large space, implying that you and the intended reciever of the call share an inside joke. (2) To be "gomek'd" is to have failed or otherwise been beasted by some challenge, as if Gomek the crocodile had attacked you.
by Farper September 15, 2006
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most commonly used to describe someone participating in some sort of shenanigans or simply someone looking retarded as fuck
most commonly used to describe someone participating in some sort of shenanigans or simply someone looking retarded as fuck
Example 1: "HAHAHAHA!! guy's over there dancin' like a fucking gome!"
Example 2: *spots a small group of guys wearing either ed hardy shirts or tanks"
"look at these fucking gomes"
Example 2: *spots a small group of guys wearing either ed hardy shirts or tanks"
"look at these fucking gomes"
by Adrastea January 13, 2014
Get the Gome mug.The actions of a guy who is sexually harassing a woman and at the same time physically assaulting or punching her for his own weird sexual gratification just like Jian Gomeshi of the CBC.
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