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by Hoobaju October 8, 2003
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Groves, TX

a south east texas town full of mostly ederly people in texas experiencing white flight due to the overpouring gangs, trash, crimes, and violence of Port Arthur.
Jamal: Lets go to Groves, TX and steal riding lawn mowers out of old peoples houses!
LaTonya: You so trill Jamal lets have babies and you can leave so i can get on food stamps!
by n!ggaplz March 4, 2011
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Glove Up

The act of putting it on (a condom) before getting it on.
Ex1
Guy1: My girl will not let me anywhere near her these days unless I Glove Up.
Guy3: Are you kidding? You have to Glove Up Man! I'm so careful I won't even touch my girl without mittens, forget about a glove!

Ex2
"I refuse to ever Glove Up, it aint natural. Word."
-Kevin Federline
by Josh30 January 21, 2007
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Red Glove

When you vaginally intrude on a menstruating female with your hand.
We noticed Henry had a red glove while he was eating at Potbellies. His girl must have been on her period.

Go wash your hands Henry.
by Chubby Checka September 25, 2010
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Glove Beard

When you place your hands together, your middle fingers go under your nose like a moustache, your index finders go up to your ears as if sideburns. Your thumbs then tuck under your jaw line, your little and ring finger then hang under your chin.
As if creating a beard persona.
''Whats with that guys beard?''
''It's called a Glove Beard !''
''Glove beard?''
''When you use your hand to create a beard''
''Gosh Golly? making you look instantly older?''
''Yes, or a rapist''
by Sammy B./. December 6, 2009
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robbie glover

Famous singer, has number ones in Europe and record of the year, as well as Dee Tails from MN8, Bradley from S Club 7 featuring on his tracks, remixes from Robert Vadney (Oakenfold) and Robbie T, on Sony/Ministry albums worldwide and a vinyl release alongside John Legend.
Number one music star Robbie Glover was heard on BBC Radio One's 1xtra last night.
by AmethystRubyStone December 15, 2015
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White Glove the Bed

Like crime scene investigators, but figuratively, wear 'white gloves' and clean up the bed (the crime scene) after an extra marital or secret sexual affair to get rid of the evidence left behind i.e. semen, cum, etc.
Stephanie and Sam had to white glove the bed after having sex so Sam's boyfriend wouldn't suspect anything.
by NeriumKiss June 24, 2016
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