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Global Warming

The rise in temperature that is probably gonna kill us all
Global warming Heat Heat Baby Earth is fucked up
by GirlWithABroom September 3, 2019
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GlobeCocking

Spin a globe, and then mash your cock on it somewhere- then fuck a girl from that country.
<Smart-Traveler> You ever gone globecocking man? It's fucking great! You just spin a globe then mash your cock on it, then go fuck a girl from that country!!
by LarchOye October 15, 2009
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imminent global apocalypse

Used as a comparison to righteously downplay the purported wrongness of a non-criminal act when it's presented as criminal. It trivializes unnecessary hatred toward a deed.
What imminent global apocalypse will happen if I fart in public? If I had 300 million dollars I'd pay someone $20 everytime I caught them farting in public.

Is there an imminent global apocalypse that will occur if I stay up during the night while you sleep, provided that I am quiet?

No matter how hard Marx tried, he couldn't stop the imminent global apocalypse that happened when people smoked marijuana in the privacy of their own homes.
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Globalists

A collective mind, of severely misinformed, and self righteous wankers, that piss uphill, and stand down wind.
"You can wear a pink mason's apron son, but then you'll be known as one of those, ....
Globalists

~ Your Mum
by anonymous February 3, 2021
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land globster

A land globster is a distant relative of land whales and other such sea creatures. the land globster is a name for any individual or individuals that are so over weight they can not be identified as normal land whales. These creatures can distinguished from land whales by the way they sit. If they look like fat assthey are normal land whales, if the appear to be pile of lard over lapping its self it is a land globster.
When visiting the beach, a land globster pulled its self up on to the beach.
by land whaler101 February 12, 2018
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Global Dance Festival

One of the largest annual dance festivals (raves) in the United States at Red Rocks Amphitheatre in Morrison, Colorado and drawing in people from all corners of the country.

Global is typically in late-July with some of the biggest names in electronica headlining, such as Tiesto, Paul Van Dyk, bt, Paul Oakenfold, and Armin Van Buren putting in performances.
Global Dance Festival 2007 was the climax of the summer. Tiesto played a flawless three hour set and showed off exactly why he is the number one DJ in the world.
by dance hall everyday January 1, 2009
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Soapy Globes

Wet breasts lubricated and completely lathered with soapy bubbles.
Skippy was completely aroused by the sight of Janna's soapy globes as they pushed against the glass shower door.
by EWAS June 25, 2008
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