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Glenn

Feel Rich 💸
Glenn is Rich! 🥂💸
by Micki.Ninaj April 21, 2020
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Glenn Hat Trick

An ice hockey player can achieve a Glenn Hat Trick if he/she records all of the following in a single game:
1) An unforced defensive zone give-away
2) An un-facilitated fall
3) An unforced missed goal on an open net
All you need to do is miss an empty net and you've got a Glenn Hat Trick!
by Reston Hawks September 13, 2011
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Glenn Schaefer

a white boy who wears black air forces. DAT BOA SUS
omg he just pulled a Glenn Schaefer
by yourmomahoe6382910203 October 15, 2021
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glenn ass

Nice and big and juicy
dang glenn ass is so big and juicy
by Glenn ass November 17, 2020
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Glenn Net

An abysmal internet connect, typically owned by Glenns.
Bro, this game is legit unplayable with Glenn Net
by RealSikon September 5, 2021
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Glenn

the male version of a “karen”
- will yell at you if you accidentally mow part of his yard
- new balances stay on during sex
- 70% bud light, 30% anger
- has no problem telling your meat is overcooked at the function, even when it isn’t
- 6 facebook accounts because he keeps forgetting his password
- lost the kids in the divorce
Glenn came over to my garage to borrow my wood saw, it’s been several month. It has not been returned.
by spacemeatloaf October 8, 2020
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