fester

When sticking your Index and Middle Finger around a male scrotum while your pinky finger is inserted into the man's anus. The male on male equivalent of the shocker

That dude festered his boyfriend all night long.

by Mike Pezacouski August 13, 2007

fustercluck

A fucked-up clusterfuck. The worst possible situation or outcome, usually applicable to a group effort.

"We're way over budget, we're late, and the damn thing doesn't work. This project is a complete fustercluck!!!"

by whothehellevencares August 14, 2008

Foster's floppy

Inability to achieve or maintain an erection due to excessive alcohol consumption; whiskey dick. (in reference to Foster's Lager.)

The bunch of us got fucking ripped at a bar last night, and after we went home, I tried to throw it into Nancy, but I couldn't. Foster's floppy.

by Jim-Bob McDuggan August 8, 2009

kitten fister

to fist a small baby cat. for a visual, think kitten mittens.

I can't believe he cheated on me, that kitten fister!

by MirKat January 1, 2008

sister fister

Anyone who has shoved their hand into a friend's sister's cunt

1) WOW I PULLED THE SISTER FISTER ON STEPH
2) I pulled the sister fister on blakes sister

by Zane April 4, 2003

fister blister

when you fist a girl so hard she gets a blister on her vagina which you call a fister blister

Sarah was being a bitch so I gave her the fister blister

by Hiawatha November 12, 2006

fister sister

1. a female who likes to engage in the ancient art of fisting with other women.

2. the act of fisting your female sibling.

3. an order of nuns devoted to fisting

1. watch out for that chick, i hear she's a fister sister

2. A: i often like to fister sister
B: you mean, fist a sister?
A: same thing dickhead

3. she is a sister of the fister religion.

by 60 2nd squire January 5, 2009