Jody-Fucked

From the military, specifically from a military marching song -- the songs marching troops would sing as they march to help stay in cadence. The specific lines from the song go something like this:

Don't worry 'bout your girl at home,
Jody's got your girl, she's gone.

Jody was the universal name for the vile, backstabbing guy back home who steals your girl away while you're off fighting the war. Therefore, to be Jody-fucked is to have someone steal your girl away while you're gone to war.

I was jody-fucked while in Iraq!

Jody-Fucked by BoxMonkey January 8, 2009

Fucked the fuck up 

1. 100 times worse than being just fucked up...having been very shit-housed (very drunk)

2. Having been very messed up with a potent drug (marijuana, crack, you name it brahh)

3. To have been in a terrible situation, where shit just got real

1. "Hey home skizzlet last night I might have gotten fucked the fuck up and hooked up with your sister...my b."

2. "So i just took the biggest hit of my life...Im definitely going to be fucked the fuck up after this."

3. "Some hoe just smashed into my car for the 19th time...this situation is pretty fucked the fuck up.

Fucked the fuck up by Kaybaybaybay October 6, 2009

fucked sideways 

1. To be completely screwed over, usually do to one's own stupidity.

2. To be in a real predicament and/or a lot of trouble, especially with a higher authority.

1. Stan: We're outta gas.
Jerry: Great goin' dumbass, I told you to fill up the tank when we had the chance.
Stan: I know, I know...now we're fucked sideways.

2. Dude, when your mom finds out that you maxed out her credit card you're gonna be fucked sideways.

fucked sideways by Brwn Bear April 28, 2009

Fuckedupedness 

n. The state or quality of being fucked up.

It's difficult to believe the sheer fuckedupedness of this situation.

Fuckedupedness by The Son of God April 17, 2006

fucked cunt

Someone who's fucked in the head, but they're still an all round mad cunt

Shazza: Fuck mate, Gazza's a fucked cunt, I heard he raped a cat once. because it looked at him funny.

Bazza: He's still a mad cunt though aye.

fucked cunt by FUKNSTRAYA October 20, 2015

Heel Fucked 

When you're walking and the person behind you steps on you're heel causing you to stumble or fall.

Guy 1: "Stop walking so closely behind me! That's the third time you've heel fucked me this afternoon!"
Guy 2: "I'm sorry, its so busy in here, I don't want to fall behind and lose you."

Heel Fucked by Don't heel fuck me. January 13, 2011

fucked naked 

To be defeated so badly, you've got nothing left. Has a connotation of injustice to it.

I got fucked naked by that used car salesman.

fucked naked by CzarsRus January 6, 2009