Skip to main content

Fuckface Dickeat 

A fucking hideous or ugly person that is excessively joe(hype) in a situation or conversations that have been deceased whether it was seconds, minutes, or even eons ago.
Sheesh!!! this girl wont stop bothering me , she is always reiterating an old saying from many months ago and to top that off she is

not attractive at all! -Fuckface Dickeat
Fuckface Dickeat by EatMikeHawk March 26, 2020
Fuckface Dickeat mug front
Get the Fuckface Dickeat mug.
See more merch

skanked-out fuckface 

a young girl who is a loser,poser and/or fake
Kid #1- Did you see Mary's Fall Out Boy shirt?
Kid #2- Yeah, she thinks shes a fan?
Kid #1- What a skanked-out fuckface

Fuckfaced 

The PINNACLE of the drunkenness scale, far more than ‘drunk’ and certainly levels higher than ‘wasted’
One is only well and truly fuckfaced when they can’t stand up, let alone walk

The less you can talk, the more fuckfaced you are
‘I want to get well and truly fuckfaced tonight’
‘Brad is such a lightweight, he was fuckfaced after 3 drinks!’
Fuckfaced by Lord Andreas II September 4, 2021

Fuckface von Simpleton 

An apt nickname for the dark-haired junior, even more clueless and simple-minded Donald Trump.
Fuckface von Simpleton continues to act like a deer caught in the headlights as the volume of his previously secret play dates with Russian oligarchs comes into sharp focus.

Fuckface 

Originally military slang term for a soldier with a fucked up shave or who was just plain ugly. Now is used to describe assholes or just dumb people.
"Hey fuckface, did you shave this morning?
Fuckface by Warpig107 February 25, 2015

Fuckfaceitis 

Having the disease of being a fuckface
I haven't seen you in a while, I thought you died but its good to see they found a cure for fuckfaceitis.
Fuckfaceitis by Gcolo November 27, 2006

boner-biting dick-fart fuckface 

What Phillip calls Terrence in the South
Park movie.
Terrence: Well, Phillip, I hope you've learned something from this whole experience.

Phillip: I sure have, Terrance. I've learned that you are a boner-biting dick-fart fuckface.