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Free Bagel Friday

Free Bagel Friday is a repeated theme in Wheezy Waiter videos.

Wheezy Waiter is Craig Benzine, a video content creator, who has a popular channel on YouTube and a blog under the name Wheezy Waiter. Craig has been creating Wheezy Waiter videos since June 2007.

Since January 2009, when Craig makes a video on Friday, he always includes a segment about Free Bagel Friday. On Free Bagel Friday, there are free bagels available at Craig's workplace. Every Free Bagel Friday, Craig confronts his boss (Mike Benedetto), demands his boss' bagel, and then punches him in order to steal his bagel (most often, a sesame bagel). When Mike gets punched, he usually flies backwards into recycling bins, shelving units, boxes, and so on.

This comical bit is the longest-running repeated theme in Wheezy Waiter videos. While the structure is always the same, the dialogue between Craig and Mike usually alludes to whatever topic or jokes the rest of that particular video contains. For example, in a video where Craig (Wheezy Waiter) performed a version of the song 'Creep' (his version called 'Crepe'), Mike's dialogue in the Free Bagel Friday confrontation consisted of lines from the song.

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TGIFBF. Thank God It's Free Bagel Friday. Every Friday, we have a big pile of bagels in the office.

Oh shirt, it's Free Bagel Friday.
by martha_s February 8, 2010
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Friday Friend

The person that only calls on weekends because they know you know of a party, or wants to mooch booze or drugs off of you
*Phone Call*
"Hello?"
"Hey man whats up where's the party at?"
"...who is this?"
"Its steve man, i got your number from rebecca, she says you know of all the parties"
"oh, uh, let me call you back"
*hangs up*
"That was that dude steve, i can already see he's gonna be a Friday Friend"
by EnBee6889 February 1, 2010
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Black Friday

Only in America do we trample and fight others for good sales, exactly one day after being thankful for what we already have.
Friend: Hey man, you going Black Friday shopping tonight ?
Friend: No..you wanna get trampled???
by Poopypoopy November 30, 2013
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friday 13th

A day termed "unlucky" made up by a bunch of people back in the ancient days because they had so much free time back then.

Any day can be just as bad Friday the 13th. The reason why it's perhaps so unluky is mainly due to psychological factors which influences humans to act "unlucky" that day or to look out and emphasize for "unlucky" things.

Also see hivemind.
by hak January 2, 2008
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Facebook Friday

A friday night when you have nothing to do but be on Facebook, look at your friends pictures, and like everything and anything you see!
My fun freaky Friday plans turned into a lame, but fufilling, Facebook Friday
by irsoaobneely August 14, 2010
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Fake Work Friday

The Friday before Memorial Day when employees who are too lame to take a vacation day, pretend they are really working.
Said employees are actually passing the time catching up on their favorite tv shows online, organizing the apps on their iPhone, purging their Facebook friend list, counting how many staples fit in the stapler, taking a 2 hour lunch, etc.
Anna: "I'm going to go grab a quick lunch and eat at my desk, do you want me to get you anything?"
Max: "No thanks, I'm going to go check out the new Harry Potter movie at lunch."
Anna: "We have a huge project due next week, aren't you working on it?"
Max: "Nope. It's Fake Work Friday."
Anna: "Cool, I'll come with."
by Stella Ace November 4, 2012
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Fuck It Friday

Fuck it Friday - who gives a fuck , its Friday, do what you want

Hey you want to get fucked up and smoke some weed?

-Yeah , fuck it, its Friday!
by smittyness 89 February 19, 2015
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