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San Francisco Calculator

An act that involves a gay man sticking a dollar-store calculator into another man's anus.
Abe: I was shitting pancakes after you gave me that San Francisco Calculator, Blake.

Blake: If you don't stop complaining, I'll have to use a TI-83 next time.
by schaferhor September 1, 2009
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Fantisimo

Fantastic, Great, totally fucking awesome doood, orgasmic, superb, awesome
"Fantisimo Fifteen"
- Dressed In Black (the words creator and godess of canadian and world politics)
by Kraus July 16, 2008
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Franciska

Franciska is just amazing! She is funny, considerate and has tonnes of sex appeal. She loves receiving complements but hates small talk. She loves giving and honesty but has many secrets. She is positive and cute but can be easily hurt when inlove which makes her feel vulnerable. She is a resilient little muthafucka and bounces back from any dissapointments. She is intelligent and succeeds at everything she tries.

She will drive you crazy with her sexy ass and abs, which are ON POINT! She can't control her seductiveness and hypnotic gaze, so be careful not to fall too head over heals with this babe.

An awesome friend and amazing kisser. If you are fortunate enough to know a Franciska, don't break her heart or try to control her. She doesn't want a boyfriend because she loves her freedom, although, she loves to have someone to cuddle with on occasion.

She is obsessed with going to the gym and flossing her teeth.

She has many cats in her life but she is both a dog person and cat person. She loves being a foster mom to any furbabies when she gets the chance!

She is a real lady and has very good manners and is always polite to those she comes into contact with.
Guy at gym: I saw Franciska at the gym today and asked for her number again. She said no as usual. Why is she so sexy but so unobtainable? *sad face*

Guy at vape shop: Fuck, you drive me crazy. I just want to eat that juicy ass with some low carb caramel sauce.
Franciska: I will just have one 3mg Peanut brittle flavoured vape juice please.
by Lovey1985 December 15, 2018
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San Francisco Shiner

When a gay man punches a woman in the face.
She was giving Mario lip, so he gave her the San Francisco Shiner.
by Dale Reinhardt June 12, 2007
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Perley-Francis Trap

When you date a female of the Perley-Francis clan, you become caught in their trap, and therefore called the Perley-Francis Trap.

How it happens: You become very happy with them, and when you get to the peak of happiness, they knock you down, and make your life a living hell, and you can't escape the trap without losing some sort of your sanity.
Stranger 1:"What's wrong with him, she's such a bitch to him, but he keeps chasing her"

Stranger 2:"He's in the Perley-Francis Trap, man, he can't help it."
by Shippidge May 18, 2013
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San Francisco

To put it simply, San Francisco is The Center of the Universe. Physically and culturally, it's halfway between Hong Kong and Amsterdam; Mexico and Alaska.

It's "The City" to locals, "Frisco" to tourists, but one thing remains for sure - you will not find, anywhere on Earth, a comparable combination of great food, ethnic diversity, architectural interest, natural beauty, easy sex or easy money.

Sure, it's got cold summers and absurdly overpriced real estate, but nobody's perfect..
I wish I still lived in San Francisco; Hayward's hecka boring.
by SunsetBob August 30, 2006
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San Francisco Giants

Best Team in the history if baseball.
Hate the Dodgers.
The San Francisco Giants KILLED the Dodgers last night.
by Giants fan forever June 21, 2007
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