Forks and Spoons

An alternative for "Fucking Hell". Used when when children may just be within ear-shot.

That bracket you just put up has fallen down....

Oh, Forks and Spoons !!!!!

by Biggy August 10, 2004

Forkus

The action of ramming a fork up the anus of a male, female, or cactus.

"Dude why is she screaming?"
"I umm-"
"Oh bro don't tell me, you forkused her didn't ya?"

by GunSlanger June 6, 2014

asparagus fork

A utensil used for serving asparagus. Also, anal sex.

I got an asparagus fork for my birthday from my boyfriend.

by Keenie May 18, 2006

post-sex forkstream

when a man urinates after sex and his piss forks due to semen remaining in the urethra or at the tip of the penis that obstructs the flow.

Joe always gets piss on the toilet seat and even on the floor next to the toilet because of his post-sex forkstream.

by ducksRpeople2 September 6, 2011

fordy

Massive penis good looks flirt gets all the girls

fordy means Big penis good looks flirt get all the girls

by Hhggsjsjsb February 15, 2017

Suck My Fork

Mild-ish term of defiance. Said offensively, but isn't actually rude so can be said in front of / to anyone really.

Loser: "Heeeeeeeey Guuuuuuuuuuuuys! Whatcha dooooooiiiiiiing?"

Person: Suck my fork.

by Spoonagon November 8, 2009

forknite

It's a game when you invite people over to play fortnite but instead you end up having sex with them.

I invited him to play fortnite but we ended up paying forknite instead.

by ozdaboss May 20, 2018