Name your whore in the house by the floor.
Basement - The married whore. The cold, damp whore with too much laundry
1st floor - Love at first site whore. You just walked into the door and you want to date?
2nd floor - The usual - The fuck and date
3rd floor - The Fuck Buddy - Fuck her, chuck her, but keep in contact
4th floor - The tease - I walked up 4 flights of stairs for nothing? are you serious?
5th floor - The spoiler - No man can give you 5 floors of housing. She always wants more.
The roofer - One night stand - Climb to the top and jump
out.
Basement - The married whore. The cold, damp whore with too much laundry
1st floor - Love at first site whore. You just walked into the door and you want to date?
2nd floor - The usual - The fuck and date
3rd floor - The Fuck Buddy - Fuck her, chuck her, but keep in contact
4th floor - The tease - I walked up 4 flights of stairs for nothing? are you serious?
5th floor - The spoiler - No man can give you 5 floors of housing. She always wants more.
The roofer - One night stand - Climb to the top and jump
out.
"Matt and I designed this floor of whores to secretly describe women in a language that they don't understand."
"She was such a 4th floor whore. She rubbed my dick and when I was unzipping my pants she told me to keep it in."
"I just roofed that bitch!"
"Dude, get me fast. I'm hanging off the roof here" (if you didn't drive to her house and need a friend to save you in that awkward morning)
"She was such a 4th floor whore. She rubbed my dick and when I was unzipping my pants she told me to keep it in."
"I just roofed that bitch!"
"Dude, get me fast. I'm hanging off the roof here" (if you didn't drive to her house and need a friend to save you in that awkward morning)
by Jim and Matt March 13, 2008
Get the floor of whoresmug. by jewoobs69 August 20, 2014
Get the Floor Meatmug. If, he doesn't stop screaming at the top of his lungs in the middle of the night, he will be sent to the sixth floor.
by Ronald Clifford Buckman August 9, 2003
Get the the sixth floormug. V. 1. A prank; 2. buttering the kitchen floor and then calling the house phone causing whoever goes to recieve the call to slip on his ass and make a fool of himself.
Dude 1: Hey, what kind of prank should we pull on your dad today?
Dude 2: I dunno, he's being a douche. I know! Let's butter the floor! (Floor Buttering).
Dude 2: I dunno, he's being a douche. I know! Let's butter the floor! (Floor Buttering).
by Chris H., Pip R. January 13, 2009
Get the Floor Butteringmug. by cooliodude24 September 24, 2017
Get the Shit On The Floormug. That's what robber says when the crime is in progress and he wants everybody (except staff) to lie down on the floor, so nobody can attack him.
"This is a robbery! Hit the floor, you bitches! ...don't try anything stupid, sucker, do what I say!"
by 5000 April 6, 2009
Get the hit the floormug. by J_Boogey March 26, 2009
Get the get it on the floormug.