A Max Fleming

This person is usually grossly over-weight and has more facial hair than Osama Bin Laden.

1. 75% of what this person usually says is bullshit. The other 25% is also bullshit.

2. This person will have a severe fetish for gingers: Male, female and animals.

3. Ebay is his facebook.

4. Commonly found in a shit hole surrounded by shit.

And that's it Bob's your uncle.

'My boyfriend has been a bit of 'A Max Fleming' recently; I'll probably chomp his cock off next time he tries to shove it in my mouth.'

by Precious12345678 September 29, 2011

Flexting

Flirting through texting. That stage when you're not really sure if you're interested, but flirt hard-core through texting. You know what we're talking about.

I started flexting this girl, but she was dropping too many LOL's so I stopped.

by AZG823 November 17, 2009

Penis Flexing

1. In a group setting, the act of ego taking over the decision making process instead of common sense.

2. The acts of two or more executives posturing for position -supporting their argument using only their title or status instead of knowledge and skill.

Background
Mostly used in corporate life where ego builds consensus verses vision, knowledge, and dedication. Very common in overly funded start-ups and very large (Fortune 500) companies.

In general, a reference to whom has the biggest cock (guns) makes the rules (sets the agenda).

I just got back from a penis flexing contest where the VP of Marketing and the VP of Technology couldn't agree on scope so they attempted to use their position in the organization to control the meeting.

by Aprel January 29, 2010

Flexnard

The square root of one cup of boogers.

I need to get this flexnard out of my nose!

by GoldenG September 23, 2008

Flexing

Showing interest in something someone else has as if you want it for yourself.

Stop flexing on my cheesecake dude!

by robblue6412 August 4, 2010

Flemingdon Park

This is notoriously the worst neighbourhood in all of Canada with the crime rate going higher everyday it rates 10/10 for police rating which means it's a nightmare for them. It is the most multicultural neighbourhood in North America with over 85% of the people living there being immigrants and refugies. Almost all of those immigrants are from Africa (especially Somalia), and South Asian backround (pakistan, afghanistan, iraq, srilanka, india, etc). It has had a very checkered history of crime such as gang violence, shootings, murders, stabbings, drug deals, robberies, extorsion and many, many more. Recent studies showed that over 75% of the people living there live below the poverty line big time and are starving now from a recent shutdown of a food bank by there. There are many Gangsta rappers living there also who having repping their hood for many years but the biggest ones who have connections with 'The Game' are JB, D-Brown, Sly tha Ryda, Chopz and a few more. The FPC (Flemo Park Crew) includes 6 major gangs including GCP (The most respected and violent street gang in Canada with the most drug deals ever to be made), Stick Up Kids, Flemo Likkle Yoots, Random Act, H-Block Bloodz and H-Block Crips. Other names for Flemingdon Park include Flemo Park and H-Block. In other words, this is a very very dirty ghetto gutter slum poor violent crime neighbourhood.

Tourist: Hi,Im lost and Im not familiar with the Flemindon Park area can you help me get around please?
Gangsta: Ye dawg ill help yo ass. Come n chill at ma place fo a lil.
Tourist: Sure, thank you so much, Flemingdon Park seems like a creat community.
Gangsta: (Bang, bang, bang, bang) ye biaatch talk to the clip, now time to rob yo mafaing ass fo steppin in ma hood.

by kadjiam April 2, 2007

flexitarian

Someone who eats both vegetables and meat but tries to eat vegetarian/vegan sometimes for health and/or environmental reasons.

Chelsea is a flexitarian. She ate fried pepperoni on her Birthday.

by Myles Cloutier February 25, 2008