Two Figs Short of a Goose

An archaic euphemism for a homosexual individual. Commonly eluding to effeminate behavior.

"Did you see steve wearing eyeliner?"
"Not surprising, everyone knew he was two figs short of a goose"

by Napoleonic Rat February 13, 2024

sugar fig

When a girl puts something sweet, like chocolate or caramel sauce, on your dick before giving you a blow job.

"Dude, Jessica gave me such a great sugar fig last night"

by DickJockey99 January 31, 2014

Fig-Bignit

The best, the "Best of the best"

man1: yo did you see that niglit cross the border?

man2: yea man that shiz was da Fig-Bignit!

by J-dog wit tha Gong June 23, 2009

fig taco

Eating pussy. Fish Taco Also refers to a woman in tight pants Camel Toe

Look at that babe in the yoga pants, makes me hungry for a fig taco!

by Ronny James September 25, 2017

sig-figs

(noun): short for chemistry term significant figures, sig-figs is when a guy rounds up his height to make it sound better

“i’m 5’10 which is basically 6’0 cuz sig-figs,”

by lexiconartist0 February 28, 2025

fig twister

An imaginary thing

Gosh unicorns are such a fig twister

by MarJoe28 May 5, 2019

FIG

Fitt Irish Ginger

Damn, did you see that FIG? She smokin'!

by Jimbalaya69 July 4, 2021