When one starts a dating or having casual sex with one guy within a tight group of guy friends (e.g, a band, a hockey team, co-workers, rich twins and their dependent BFF). Upon discovering that the initial relationship is dwindling, availability and opportunity, catalyzed by excessive alcohol or drug use, ensues in the initial girl hooking up with one or several members of the group of guys. After depleting all resources within the group, she soon discovers that they all hate her as she has pitted them against each other and compromised their bromance. At this point, it is safe to say, that one has fucked one's-self into a corner.
Example 1:
Friend 1: "Hey, do you ever hang out with those twins who live in that sick penthouse anymore?"
Friend 2: "No, after I fucked both twins and that borderline psychotic that "works" for them, none of them will talk to me anymore! Looks like I really fucked myself into a corner on that one"
Example 2:
Friend 1: "Hey, do you wanna go see that band tonight?"
Friend 2: "Shit, I can't... It's my ex-boyfriend's band. And I fucked the whole band last night, and he's really mad... so that makes it a bit awkward"
Friend 1: "Man, you gotta stop fucking yourself into a corner all the time!!!"
Friend 1: "Hey, do you ever hang out with those twins who live in that sick penthouse anymore?"
Friend 2: "No, after I fucked both twins and that borderline psychotic that "works" for them, none of them will talk to me anymore! Looks like I really fucked myself into a corner on that one"
Example 2:
Friend 1: "Hey, do you wanna go see that band tonight?"
Friend 2: "Shit, I can't... It's my ex-boyfriend's band. And I fucked the whole band last night, and he's really mad... so that makes it a bit awkward"
Friend 1: "Man, you gotta stop fucking yourself into a corner all the time!!!"
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(Saturday)
Todd: Can I borrow your new wheelbarrow?
Carmen: Ok, be sure to clean it out before you bring it back, it’s new!
(Three weekends later)
Carmen: Todd, where is my wheelbarrow you borrowed, can you bring it back?
Todd: Yea, I brought your wheelbarrow back, it’s in my truck but you will have to go get it out my back hurts. I have been riding the tow motor all week at work, and I had to watch my momma cut my grass this morning, so my back hurts; my back is fucked.
Carmen: What is that in my wheelbarrow? I said; clean it before you bring it back.
Todd: Well hell Carmen, I can’t do everything, and I can’t get that out, that is dried concrete. Me and my buddies went to drink some beers, smoke some weed, and I forgot about it. Just use it like that.
Carmen: Todd, you owe me a new wheelbarrow, that one is completely fucked with that dried concrete in it and it was brand new.
Todd: Hell, Carmen you know I can’t afford a wheelbarrow that is why I borrowed yours. It is your fault is it fucked anyway, you let me borrow it!
Todd: Can I borrow your new wheelbarrow?
Carmen: Ok, be sure to clean it out before you bring it back, it’s new!
(Three weekends later)
Carmen: Todd, where is my wheelbarrow you borrowed, can you bring it back?
Todd: Yea, I brought your wheelbarrow back, it’s in my truck but you will have to go get it out my back hurts. I have been riding the tow motor all week at work, and I had to watch my momma cut my grass this morning, so my back hurts; my back is fucked.
Carmen: What is that in my wheelbarrow? I said; clean it before you bring it back.
Todd: Well hell Carmen, I can’t do everything, and I can’t get that out, that is dried concrete. Me and my buddies went to drink some beers, smoke some weed, and I forgot about it. Just use it like that.
Carmen: Todd, you owe me a new wheelbarrow, that one is completely fucked with that dried concrete in it and it was brand new.
Todd: Hell, Carmen you know I can’t afford a wheelbarrow that is why I borrowed yours. It is your fault is it fucked anyway, you let me borrow it!
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