FAFF

Stands for "forever a fuckface". Also known as a person who is such a fuckface, there is no way anything could fix that.

Two years ago, he cheated on me. Today, he cheated on another girl. He is such a FAFF

by saltypretzzel January 12, 2018

Faff

Fuck a father figure

Faff I never needed him

by Nicole1029 June 4, 2018

Faffel

A faffel is a fossilized waffel, real or imagined, as defined by my five year old granddaughter.

That waffel is so old, it must be a faffel.

by Fossil Finder August 11, 2018

Flaffles

A person that you have no words with when you are speaking to them. It can also be used as a nickname for a close friend. It can describe a person who is weird, dumb, unpredictable, or funny in their own way that only you two could get.

I don't what to you, but seriously... You are SUCH A FLAFFLES

by Rated_A+ August 11, 2018

Flaffing

Scottish term meaning 'to waft air around in a pointless and annoying manner'

"Gonny stop flaffing the covers! It's bloody freezing!"

"If you flaff a fart at me again, I'll do you in"

by Freckles_101 December 25, 2018

faffle

To scoff upraucously at someone.

After the mayor unrolled his plans for the bridge, the townspeople faffled at him.

by 4E5V6A7n 4yvc8896o87u755t976u6 January 11, 2019

fraffeling

When someone grabs you in your private area, male or female

Andy thought it was cool to fraffel me the other day

I saw her fraffeling that guy yesterday too!

by Jack 54 March 16, 2019