fetch

what you say to ur dog when you throw a ball to them, or cat if they care enough to play.

fetch (throws ball) (dog runs)

by ur gay mom July 23, 2019

fetch

the word you say to ur dog when you throw a ball, or cat, but they probably won’t move.

fetch (throws ball) (dog gets it) (maybe gives it back)

by ur gay mom July 23, 2019

fetch

very attractive; charming; alluring female capturing your interest and is worth going after.

Yo I was at the club last night and saw this beautiful girl with a nice outfit she was definitely a fetch!

by pycassobaby August 18, 2019

Fetch

- british slang
- gretchen keeps trying to make it happen.

gretchen : - that is so fetch!

regina: - gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen, it's not going to happen.

by girlsluvr98 November 5, 2019

fetchstain

The light brown stain that forms in the area of the buttcrack in your tighty whities.. It forms throughout a day, of working outside during the hottest time of the year, it's the sweating, followed by a good bean dinner,that you ate the night before, that has played a part of this, by the greasy farts, have played the role like that of an aerosol can, that has left a light brown stain in your white undies . it's a "fetchstain"

Oh God look at Tom over there talking with all those people.. Wait. Where are they going? Look.. That person is throwing up..

Oh.. My.. Yep. He farted.. Yea. He's been complaining about his stomach hurting.. All day.. Bet he's gotta fetchstain...

by 6string shredder December 17, 2019

Fetch

The true way to call something cool

Look! That purse is SO FETCH!

by Gage is a WEEB January 5, 2020

Fetch

A fetch is a creature from irish folklore that is pretty much a more dead and rotted looking doppelganger of the person who is afflicted by the fetch. It is a harbinger of death and whoever sees their fetch will likely die in the coming days, weeks, or months.

Man 1: Oh man could it be... me!

Man 2: No, it's your fetch buddy and you really don't have much longer left on this earth so I should probably tell you I've been banging your wife's crusty ,stanky pussy.

by Radium:) April 10, 2020