I was told by da customer-service rep at my computer's manufacturer dat there would be a "nominal rate of $1.99 per minute" for tech-support, but I knew dat said service-call would likely take a good forty-five minutes, and so I decided to just wait till morning and ask my computer-geek buddy to take a look at it instead... no need to pay a phenominal fee of 90-plus bucks!
by QuacksO May 17, 2020
Get the phenominal feemug. A resources-expenditure dat a "willing" chick requests from you due to your having whooshingly farted during a vigorous bouncy-bouncy wif her, causing her to feel a breeze on her upper thighs.
If you have da tendency to break wind frequently/uncontrollably, it's wise to reveal said fact beforehand to a chick wif whom you're arranging to be intimate, and ask her if she charges gassy guys an overdraft fee.
by QuacksO March 29, 2025
Get the overdraft feemug. by Side boy 212 May 23, 2022
Get the Feemug. adjective
to describe a toxic relationship where the man has way too much pride, not that good-looking, treats girlfriend like second choice and texts/talks to other girls the way he talks to his girlfriend.
to describe a toxic relationship where the man has way too much pride, not that good-looking, treats girlfriend like second choice and texts/talks to other girls the way he talks to his girlfriend.
"Hey, I'm in a Fee relationship" "You gotta get out of that Fee relationship, it's not good for you"
by da souf September 13, 2020
Get the Feemug. 
Dude gives warning: "Be careful of that bird man, she seems like the type that just wants to take half your shit. "
Other dude responds: "It's ok, I've got the School Fees from my divorce, I can handle her"
Other dude responds: "It's ok, I've got the School Fees from my divorce, I can handle her"
by Lithium1817 July 24, 2025
Get the School Feesmug. A repair person's initial fee upon visiting your home. Plumber, electrician, locksmith, pimp, what have you.
Electrician: Hello, thank you for calling! How may I help you today?
Hapless Parent: My son was being an idiot and played with the circuit breaker. Can you fix it?
Electrician: I understand, ma'am. I'll be right over.
Hapless Parent: Hold on, how much is the "hello" fee?
Electrician: $75 per visit.
Hapless Parent: Fuck, really?! Ugh... fine.
Hapless Parent: My son was being an idiot and played with the circuit breaker. Can you fix it?
Electrician: I understand, ma'am. I'll be right over.
Hapless Parent: Hold on, how much is the "hello" fee?
Electrician: $75 per visit.
Hapless Parent: Fuck, really?! Ugh... fine.
by duckboy416 October 29, 2017
Get the The "hello" feemug.