Fecalism

When a normal conversation turns into poop jokes

Before we knew it, the conversation was riddled with fecalism.

by tammythemanslayer June 3, 2021

Hydro-Fecation

When you're taking a shit and the water from the toilet splashes up your asshole.

I was taking a shit and experienced Hydro-fecation

by ChemoDSM December 24, 2010

paleo-fecalpheliac

someone who is straight up into Dino poo. the paleo-fecalpheliac fantasizes about dinosaurs and various other prehistoric creatures dropping a load of prehistoric feces directly onto their face, chest, and body. the paleo-fecalpheliac is different from your standard fecalpheliac in that, rather than scoping out the scene above ground, they must venture deep below the earths surface for the feces they desire. paleontology is a common career path of the paleo-fecalpheliac, where they and their peers can be known to spend entire lifetimes uncovering the sweet poo that lay dormant deep in the soil of our plant Earth. paleo-fecalpheliacs' interest in prehistoric feces is harmless to the average homosapien because the feces of the living is too fresh, soft, potent, and recent to be considered of any value to the paleo-fecalpheliac.

paleontologist1: "these bones are incredible, but this poo... mmmmmm."
paleontologist2: "haha looks like someone is a closet paleo-fecalpheliac"
paleontologist1: "shuttt up!!!"
paleontologist2" "ohh chill out, we're all here for the poo, don't worry ;)"

by dinopoo4ever December 3, 2013

Dirty Feczko

Dirt Feczko: A sexual act involving ass eating. When a person is being eaten out, he or she takes a shit in the mouth of the ass eater. The person that was eaten out turns around and clamps the jaws of the ass eater shut.

Person 1: Dude, I heard you banged her last night! What did you do?
Person 2: I gave her the ol' Dirty Feczko.
Person 3: I wish someone would do that to me.

by RamRancher May 29, 2018

''pickled to feck''

really incredibley wasted.
where the person is on the verge of passing out.

parrelectation.

im ''pickled to feck'' you fat bastard

by Becca, Lauren, Rob, Alice. January 2, 2009

Reeces Feces

The act of taking a dump then forming the poop in a way that makes the poop look like a recees peanut butter cup.

"Man, i cant believe i just fed Adrian a reeces feces peanut butter cup."

by Koch Master June 20, 2009

consolidate your feces

To get a grip; have it all together

This is all too chaotic. Consolidate your feces!

by AlexCarrera February 5, 2009