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european-american

An euphemism for "white", symptome of politically correct madness and a sign, that calling someone "white" will get "offensive" soon.

First of all, would you ever recognise an european Tatar as "european-american"? No, you wouldn't. Neither would you recognise a Russian as "asian-american" - and the fact nobody ever tried to call Russians or Georgians like that proves it's about outward apperance (shared by the so-called races), not geographical orgin. So stop beating around the bush and grow up, people, face the adult world, in which you're exposed to some minor stresses and difficulties, like calling something by the name, by that invocing unpleasant free associations.
"White" is shorter and more accurate, than european-american, so just give it up already.
european-american by Senex November 1, 2008

European Union 

When you have sex, specifically, with someone from Europe. Similar to Uniting Nations.
Example 1

Guy 1: Dude, I banged that Slovakian chick last night.
Guy 2: European Union, man!
Guy 3: That's what I'm talking about!

Example 2

Jimmy totally had sex with a hot chick from Spain. It was an epic European Union.
European Union by ChargeitUp August 27, 2013

european gasmask

when a guy give a chick/guy(depending on his sexuality) a tea bag and then sits on his/her face and farts in his/her face.
james: hey jamie, why do you have pink eye?
jamie: josh gave me a european gasmask :/
james: oh...... :/ *awkward*

European Straight

A sexual preference in which everyone is available above the waist. Whereas some may not like the penis or vagina.
Nathan isn't bi, he hates penis, he's European Straight.
European Straight by NThompy December 9, 2007

european mafia 

a bunch of faggots who ride around thinking their hot shit, but if it comes down to it they're gonna get bagged by the owners of the town
JJ, Irizary- two biggest fags
european mafia by Anonymous March 28, 2003

European Fire Drill 

A European Fire Drill is when you go to a crowded place with your friends and rotate the Instructor and the Student, the Instructor points out a guy, the Student runs to the guy and knocks him out cold in one punch then bolts for the door with his friends clearing the way.
I saw a dude get knocked the fuck out when I was out last night, I wondered if he deserved it or if it was a European Fire Drill.

Friend: Dude, no one has a reason to hit you?
Dude: No.
Friend: *laughs* You got European Fire Drilled
European Fire Drill by Karllossus February 21, 2011