angry eskimo

The act of rubbing icy hot all over your dick and then performing intense anal sex.
I tried to angry Eskimo his ass, but couldn't before I came all over her back.
by Angryfucker101 April 27, 2017
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Eskimo Twins

When two brothers have sex with the same woman at different times and remain on good terms.
Man 1: Bro, I fucked Becky.

Man 2: Bro! I used to fuck her!
Man 1: Guess we Eskimo Twins now!
by Butlerbro December 10, 2019
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Eskimo Panda

The exact tdefinition for an Eskimo Panda is unknown but it may be linked to someone who is staying nicely frozen in the winter of their home and has a deep admiration for pandas.

Or, It could also be a panda in an eskimo costume...or a eskimo in a panda costume. All we know is either way, it's cute.

Lastly, it could be referring to the awesome Eskimo Panda on Left for Dea who will annoy the crap out of you for the fun of it but will also pwn noobs at the same time.
Eskimo pandas are so cute because...well they just sound cute.

I feel like i want to hump a panda and i'm freezing...OMG, I've turned into an Eskimo Panda.
by THEeskimopanda August 03, 2010
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Eskimo song

A song sung by Captain Pip Bernadette in Volume 2 of the Hellsing manga. Seen by fans as one of Pip's defining characteristics.
The lyrics to the Eskimo Song are as follows:

I don't know but I've been told
Eskimo pussy is mighty cold!
Tastes good!
Mighty good!
Good for you!
Good for me!
by Allison1690 September 17, 2006
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Eskimo Fisting

When you soak your hands in freezing cold water until your hands become freezing cold and you fists someone.
(also check Eskimo Hand Job)
I gave my girlfriend an Eskimo Fisting and she jumped up and kicked me in the face.

I Eskimo Fisted my girlfriend and she dumped me.
by Tony2z2 October 13, 2007
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eskimo uncle

The relation between a man and the children of his ex that she had after him. The man before the Baby Daddy, once the Baby starts to call him uncle.
Child: Uncle, uncle!
Mommy (tells the 1st Baby Daddy): Did you know my other kid calls you uncle?
Man: Yeah
Mommy: And you're OK with that?
Man: Yeah, as long as she doesn't call me daddy. I'm her Eskimo Uncle. You know cause we both past by the same Igloo once.
by Girls' Daddy January 14, 2015
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eskimo purse

"she had a fucking eskimo purse man"
by clockwork_orange June 03, 2008
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